Enchantress vs. Starlord: Dance Off

Ronan has never met Starlord. He comes to Earth to destroy it and it's up to Starlord and Enchantress to distract him while the rest of the heroes are stuck in traffic.

Who pulls off the better dance moves between Starlord and Enchantress? Who's more capable of distracting Ronan?

Starlord had better moves, but Enchantress has boobs, so this is a toss up IMO.

Edit: Which version of Enchantress though? Shiny Goddess or Dirty Hobo?

Shiny Goddess had a serious hip roll.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
Starlord had better moves, but Enchantress has boobs, so this is a toss up IMO.

Edit: Which version of Enchantress though? Shiny Goddess or Dirty Hobo?

I was thinking shiny goddess since she was the one dancing. Did dirty lingerie hobo have dance scenes?

Her fighting style seemed fairly acrobatic/dance inspired when she was fighting the entire Squad at once.

Starlord should be able to hypnotize her with his dance moves lol

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Starlord should be able to hypnotize her with his dance moves lol

Nah. He'd be memorized by her sexiness. He'd probably try not to move too much to hide his fear boner.

Originally posted by KingD19
Nah. He'd be memorized by her sexiness. He'd probably try not to move too much to hide his fear boner.

well thats true lol..... but then again Quill might not go for the ladies haha

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
well thats true lol..... but then again Quill might not go for the ladies haha

What do you mean? He's a notorious womanizer.

He almost f*cked Gamora. The only reason he didn't was because she knew just how much of a man whore he was.

In the tie-in cartoon he's dated Super Giant from the Black Order and a pink tentacle chick as well. And even made his dads AI fall for him. He even pointed out how if he had a black light, the interior of the Milano would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. At this point Quill is one of the biggest players in the milky way galaxy.

Originally posted by KingD19
What do you mean? He's a notorious womanizer.

He almost f*cked Gamora. The only reason he didn't was because she knew just how much of a man whore he was.

In the tie-in cartoon he's dated Super Giant from the Black Order and a pink tentacle chick as well. And even made his dads AI fall for him. He even pointed out how if he had a black light, the interior of the Milano would look like a Jackson Pollock painting. At this point Quill is one of the biggest players in the milky way galaxy.

lmao.. im just having fun here....

certainly quill prolly won't be able to withstand her dance moves

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
lmao.. im just having fun here....

certainly quill prolly won't be able to withstand her dance moves

Nah, as much as a womanizer Starlord is, I do believe his ego is bigger. He will not allow himself to lose a dance off.

You'll have to excuse Bruce, he wants to butt fuck Chris Pratt and constantly has to hide his boner in movie theatres when watching his films, he's banned from all Californian theatres

Starlord would seduce and bed her; then not remember her name. /screenfeats

Enchantress is hot...she wins....

Originally posted by FrothByte
Nah, as much as a womanizer Starlord is, I do believe his ego is bigger. He will not allow himself to lose a dance off.

ya know that is entirely possible

Originally posted by steverules_2
You'll have to excuse Bruce, he wants to butt f[b]uck Chris Pratt and constantly has to hide his boner in movie theatres when watching his films, he's banned from all Californian theatres [/B]

don't you mean just the ones in England lmao

Originally posted by relentless1
Enchantress is hot...she wins....

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A nice looking woman who can move her hips>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Starlord, and not even close...

Enchantress wins...