Californian to Texan translation guide

Having lived in Texas i can vouch for the validity of at least that part of it.

I wonder if California will become it's own country when it slides off the continental shelf and becomes an island.

It might, depending on whether or not it completely falls apart/what support the government puts towards it.

What is funny is how all the Lefty Califunnies have gotten every thing they wanted in California and make it ultra sucky so they move to someplace that is their LITERAL Opposite in mind set and then go about trying to turn it into another California....

LIBERALS ARE TARDS!!!!!!!!

oddly enough a Texans #1 concern is Californian infiltration. When living in Texas, I heard a lot of people complain about all those "Hollywood types"

Austin, though

The need to get Austin to run around and dish out some Stone Cold Stunners on some Left Coasties.

I moved from California to Texas. I'd say this is sorta accurate

Originally posted by Ax3l
oddly enough a Texans #1 concern is Californian infiltration. When living in Texas, I heard a lot of people complain about all those "Hollywood types"

I have nearly been killed in Texas several times so yes. It is a very fun place.

Fairly decent point, but i'll take California beaches FTW, Alex!

That'd be California with the highest GDP of any US state that if it was a country would be in the G7?

What language you talkin' there, hippie? 😉

I like the first one best.

Californians vote left wing parties to let in immigrants. Naturally turn the state shitty. Move to Texas and Colorado to do the same thing.

Hank Hill outta sort them out.

Nicely put, troll. 👆

Originally posted by Its2016
Californians vote left wing parties to let in immigrants. Naturally turn the state shitty. Move to Texas and Colorado to do the same thing.

Hank Hill outta sort them out.

That aint the case anymore. Texas is now full of all the Blue Staters that went full on rat from a sinking ship mode from places like Califunny, and they still vote in for all the crap that turned places Califunny "shitty".