Manliest movie ever made

What is the manliest movie ever made.
Your submissions must include 2 or more of the following factors.
Nudity
Guns
Drugs
Martial Arts
Monsters
Expensive Cars

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Predator. Doesn't have nudity, drugs, or expensive cars, but it supplements that with increased manliness. What other action hero is manly enough to outrun a nuclear explosion? Indy hid from one, but Dutch OUTRAN it. Manliest hero ever.

Kung Fury

300

Probly ghostbusters

Originally posted by Firefly218
Probly ghostbusters

Both

Animal House.

Originally posted by jaden101
Kung Fury

The Crank Series.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Predator. Doesn't have nudity, drugs, or expensive cars, but it supplements that with increased manliness. What other action hero is manly enough to outrun a nuclear explosion? Indy hid from one, but Dutch OUTRAN it. Manliest hero ever.

I mean, the body mass alone...

Rollerball 1975

Gladiator

Maximus was a devoted father, skilled warrior, Slayed men in combat, women loved him, and he died an icon. You don't get much more manly that that.

Originally posted by carthage
Gladiator

Maximus was a devoted father, skilled warrior, Slayed men in combat, women loved him, and he died an icon. You don't get much more manly that that.

My second choice, I go with Jonathan E. over Maximus, because even when everyone else is dying in the game and their are no rules and no substitution he wins.

He also erases his films of his wife he purports to love and kicks are out because he doesn't compromise and lets his friends die just to make a moral point.

Maximus is my number 2 for all you points though.

Total Recall.

Prime Schwarzenegger, massive body count, classic one liners, shady mutant cab drivers with 5 kids to feed, psychic mutant baby rebel leaders popping out of dudes' stomachs, Micheal f*ckin Ironside, and a prostitute with 3 tits.

"Twwwoooo wwweeeeekkkksss..."

Originally posted by carthage
Gladiator

Maximus was a devoted father, skilled warrior, Slayed men in combat, women loved him, and he died an icon. You don't get much more manly that that.

I'm pretty sure James Bond is the epitome of male fantasy figures. He fuks so many disposable women they're just called Bond girls.

Originally posted by MF DELPH
Total Recall.

Prime Schwarzenegger, massive body count, classic one liners, [b]shady mutant cab drivers with 5 kids to feed, psychic mutant baby rebel leaders popping out of dudes' stomachs, Micheal f*ckin Ironside, and a prostitute with 3 tits.

"Twwwoooo wwweeeeekkkksss..." [/B]

lmao! 👆

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