Rank the Dark Side Bursts in order of devastation

Just because we're all bored here.

Darks Side bursts? What?

Yeah. The explosions when a dark sider dies (or Shaak Ti, since TFU decided to reward her for her three different death scenes).

I thought it's when a dark sider cums.

Explain it for Shaak Ti, then? 🙂

The dark side raped her. Is that so hard to understand?

Originally posted by SunRazer
Explain it for Shaak Ti, then? 🙂

Squirt.

Conflicting explanations. Divulge the truth, now!

Shaak was raping Galen tbh, but Galen busted a nut early which caught Shaak off guard.

I thought Shaak threw herself on Galen's stick in desperation 🙂

It was Galen who though he was lucky to score someone as hawt as Shaak.

He backed away, shocked by how close he had come to death and how lucky he had been to have her.
--The Force Unleashed Novel

Thoughts, Syn?

Is Shaak Ti still being tortured in the belly of the sarlaac? Did she escape? Did she somehow die?

Anyway, not exactly a "burst", but Palpatine's first death, where he creates a dark side nexus, and second, where it takes every deceased Jedi in history to drag him down, are pretty epic.

Plagueis', probably, with it creating a planet-wide tremor and everything.

Well, didn't Sidous's literally shift the balance of the Force?

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Well, didn't Sidous's literally shift the balance of the Force?

Quote?

I think that was the point of the Chosen One prophecy.

The balance shifted because he died, not because of any burst.

Sorry, that's what I meant.