Retarded is the word you're looking for.
But this is Drew Karpshyn we're talking about. The guy whose greatest claim to fame is wanking a Gary Stu's achievements and yet still managed to give him less of a personality than a rock.
Then to cement his short comings as a manwriter he decides to write a novel so full of steroids and testosterone that WWE nearly gave the Novel a million dollar contract.
So again. No surprise that it's "bizzare"