Furnaceheart vs Sheev's Apprentices

Anakin with his furnaceheart and the dragon coiling or whatever as he was in the state where he beat Dooku in ROTS, vs peak Vader, peak Dooku, and peak Maul, canon and legends feats allowed. So at this point, Anakin has decided to win (as opposed to before when he was unsure of whether he wanted to win or if he wanted Dooku to win), can the team stop him from winning, or is it the whole thing really a play dramatizing their losses?

Setting: The place where wish becomes reality. (The Invisible Hand)

1. Sabers only
2. Force only
3. All-out

Bonus round: Mustafar Vader vs arm-tripping-over Vader, overextending losing to Vos Dooku, and getting thrown off a cliff by Kanan Maul

Maul trips and ends up impaling his own ******* and Anakin's cock simultaneously. Vader and Dooku die from laughter.

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
Maul trips and ends up impaling his own ******* and Anakin's cock simultaneously. Vader and Dooku die from laughter.

Too much material to work with. You've overloaded me.

In all seriousness, Stoverkin walks over them. Anakin didn't just stomp Dooku; he rendered his very existence a redundancy. It's one of the most thoroughly articulated curbstomps in the literature. It's greater, IMHO than the slaughter that was Sidious vs. pre-vaapad Windu, so I'd say Zonakin > Sidious > this trio.

No, he really doesn't.

The three also aren't going to have the best chemistry.

I'd give Zonakin the win over anyone up to RotJ Sidious, at which point it depends on starting distance.

... *Shrug*

I don't know what I was expecting at this point.

the anakin wank is getting out of hand
like really if u're taking all this shit literally then also accept Obi-Wan as the invincible duelist except when facing Yoda, Palpatine, Anakin or Windu

... in which case i'm okay with this 🙂

I think this is the first time I've seen you post a serious statement on KMC.

I do all the time, on all the eras possible; if my TOR views seem controversial for you try reading what I write about New Jedi Order 👆

I saw it once on my dovin basil thread.

And I don't think it's out of the question to suggest that Obi Wan's saber defenses are effectively impregnable to anyone below Dooku.

Anakin has decided to win,

So what's the question, here? 🙂

👆

It seems like lots of characters have a sort of puberty where they make a massive stride towards their potential, and past that it's a far more predictable march to the inevitable. Luke's was NJO, Vitiate's was Nathema, Sidious's was TPM, and Anakin's may have been RotS. Or at least, he was in the middle of it.

Originally posted by The Ellimist
Or at least, he was in the middle of it.

A superb way to put it. 👆

Zonakin, or "furnaceheart" Anakin as everyone likes to call him now, could probably beat anyone one on one. The problem is he was never able to perform at that level consistently.
In response to this thread, zonakin wouldn't be able to defeat all three at once.

Originally posted by Rebel95
Zonakin, or "furnaceheart" Anakin as everyone likes to call him now, could probably beat anyone one on one. The problem is he was never able to perform at that level consistently.
In response to this thread, zonakin wouldn't be able to defeat all three at once.

Vader alone could solo almost anyone in the mythos, and with Dooku and Maul I don't think anyone other than probably Luke or Sidious could beat them. Definitely not in canon.

Originally posted by Rebel95
Vader alone could solo almost anyone in the mythos, and with Dooku and Maul I don't think anyone other than probably Luke or Sidious could beat them. Definitely not in canon.