Who would you be Wolverine vs Colossus

If you could or had to become one or the other, who would you pick?

Well Colossus's sister is a *****, his brother is an insane ass, he's the weakest of his siblings, the woman that he loved has moved on, and he's not even one of the strongest bricks in marvel. Wolverine is a Canadian, fights like a retard at least 90% of the time, gets shoved through the meat grinder in almost every fight that he gets in, has a list of enemies that's so long that it could actually wrap around the world twice, and is currently dead. I choose to be myself.

Are we ourselves with their powers, or are we just turning into the characters?

Them.

Well, then deathslash is right. I would pick neither.

Colossus has a slight edge though, as Wolverine has way too many people with nothing better to do than try and ruin his life. I'd find a sale on gummi bears only to discover it was a ploy by Mr. X to fight me or some shit.

Shit, I wouldn't want to be either of them.

Wolverine seems like he lives in constant pain. He's like 5 feet of canadian scar tissue...

Colossus is cool and all, but still seems to live a fairly mediocre life... I guess him.

Originally posted by StyleTime
Well, then deathslash is right. I would pick neither.

Colossus has a slight edge though, as Wolverine has way too many people with nothing better to do than try and ruin his life. I'd find a sale on gummi bears only to discover it was a ploy by Mr. X to fight me or some shit.

Remember how magik basically turns into a demon lord every third issue, Mikhail is an evil overlord, and Piotr is supposed to be destined to destroy a planet? His life blows.

YEESH

Wolverine is my dude but every female he loves gets rekt. at least Piotr doesn't have as much heartbreak to contend with.

it seems like colossus could just take some time to be himself and just paint and be cool if he forgot about the xmen and family.

I honestly believe that Piotr could come out ok with time away to "find themselves" where as wolverine would wallow in a puddle of beer and despair

so colossus

Colossus

Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
Colossus

Lol.

Neither. It'd be like death.

So you want a purple psycho trying to win your love by killing people I didn't know this about you Riv and you want to have a crush on Wade Wilson.

Colossus, just stay in human form and live a quiet life teaching Russian.

Colossus, as i'd get to bang Domino and Kitty Pryde.

Logan has had his share of bed bunnies

Originally posted by golem370
If you could or had to become one or the other, who would you pick?

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😖hifty:

Originally posted by golem370
Logan has had his share of bed bunnies

True, and while usually chasing around Asian teenagers would be a lot of fun, Colossus' life still appeals more imo.

But you would be Russian lol

Originally posted by Sin I AM
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😖hifty:

Then you kill your mother.

Then a few years of abuse on the street as a prostitute.

Then you join the x-men killteam and become archangel's ****toy?

Shit, I think Wolverine had it better than her.