If You Could Become a Meta Human....

Assume these powers are granted in a real world scenario. Say for instance a being of great power offers you the choice to gain 1 of 4 super powers. Which one would you pick and why.

Telepathy - At a local level within 360 square feet, with the ability to affect up to 10 human minds.

Cyberpathy - Local level through direct interface, 360 square foot with ability to affect up to 10 machines at once.

Super Speed - Able to move and act of up to mach 1.

Advance Healing - unbeatable immune system, able to overcome any form of infection or disease.

telapathy no contest. brb go to where bill gates makes a public appearance and mind rape him into wiring my off shore accounts billions. about to die? pull a professor x and transfer my consciousness into a new body. dont like the president? have a secret service agent shoot the ***** in the face, or get close enough during the inauguration or any event she makes an appearance at to implant the thought offing herself then uploading naked pics to kmc before she does it, want free shit? just mind rape them into giving it to you. if you have no morals, this power is god.

Super speed for me

Originally posted by ghostman
telapathy no contest. brb go to where bill gates makes a public appearance and mind rape him into wiring my off shore accounts billions. about to die? pull a professor x and transfer my consciousness into a new body. dont like the president? have a secret service agent shoot the ***** in the face, or get close enough during the inauguration or any event she makes an appearance at to implant the thought offing herself then uploading naked pics to kmc before she does it, want free shit? just mind rape them into giving it to you. if you have no morals, this power is god.

mmmmmmyeah this.

Originally posted by ghostman
telapathy no contest. brb go to where bill gates makes a public appearance and mind rape him into wiring my off shore accounts billions. about to die? pull a professor x and transfer my consciousness into a new body. dont like the president? have a secret service agent shoot the ***** in the face, or get close enough during the inauguration or any event she makes an appearance at to implant the thought offing herself then uploading naked pics to kmc before she does it, want free shit? just mind rape them into giving it to you. if you have no morals, this power is god.

Agree with this, only why even bother with the wire transfer. Anything money is EVER needed for you simply TP make the person that needs to be paid see the cash or a valid transaction. You process an card payment that says fail and they see approved. Once you have the goods, deed ownership etc you just mind rape them and remove any memory of you ever being there so no reason for anyone to even chase up a payment they later see failed.

Anybody who's not a complete retard would go for telepathy.

Anyone with super speed would smack that telepath so hard he'd become retarded.

Originally posted by riv6672
Anyone with super speed would smack that telepath so hard he'd become retarded.

Try running over here and see what happens 🙂

Originally posted by krisblaze
Try running over here and see what happens 🙂

I just like how everybody who takes telepathy wants to immediately start running around mind raping people.

Originally posted by basilisk
I just like how everybody who takes telepathy wants to immediately start running around mind raping people.

I don't think I would, but Carter and Riv are coming at me and I need something to protect myself with :3

If people chose cyberpathy, they could mind rape their smartphones.

Telepathy and super speed are the best powers that you can choose. I'd personally go for telepathy.

Originally posted by krisblaze
I don't think I would, but Carter and Riv are coming at me and I need something to protect myself with :3

Well, a cum rag should suffice... I doubt either one of those two can shoot far, though. You should be safe.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, a cum rag should suffice... I doubt either one of those two can shoot far, though. You should be safe.

12 ft

Super Speed.

Since it would be two super powers in one. I would need enhanced durability to not burn up from friction at Mach 1 after all.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Well, a cum rag should suffice... I doubt either one of those two can shoot far, though. You should be safe.

I'll have Carter and Riv's immediate family stand as bodyguards if that's the kind of shenanigans they're planning.

Either TP or CP.

They are the most practical ways to gain mass amounts of wealth in the fastest amount of time, imo(yes, I would be greedy as f*ck with the ability at first.) 👆

I know you all are joking around, but you speedsters won't know who we telepaths are. You aren't speedblitzing anyone. In all likelihood, our paths will never cross. If we do happen to eat at the same restaurant or something, only the telepath would ever know.

Fortunately for you all, l dislike senseless violence. I'd just scan you and go "Cool. That guy went with Super speed." If I sense you're friendly, I might introduce myself, while implanting a mental block so you could never hurt me.

But yeah, telepathy is the obvious choice because the OP only limited the range and not the power, unlike the others. Basically, we get to pull Jean Grey level shit within our sphere of influence. Hard to pass up.

Cyberpathy is second choice, as again, range limitations but no power limitations. Superspeed third, as I could be a professional athlete and get rich. Immunity to sickness is cool, but the healing factor is neutered compared to the others.

Yes, in all seriousness I don't think I'd do any violence, at least not to any of the other metas, assuming I'm not the only one with powers.