Superman invades real earth

Started by TethAdamTheRock2 pages

Superman invades real earth

You have three choices

100 Pounds of kryptonite (can share with goverment)
Cyttorak Gem
Become Captain Marvel

Cyttorrak gem.

Captain Marvel. Then I could rule the Earth with him.

I just punch him in the face, Clark the Crybaby flies back to DC.

Kryptonite - Useless. Superman would zap me and it from afar. Same with any deliverance system the army would use.

Crimson Ruby of Cyttorak - Slightly less useless. While I personally would proably survive an encounter with Big S, the rest of the world is fried.

Become Captain Marvel - The only option, really.

I would totally pick the gem of Cyttorak but I have this thing where I'm uncomfortable at the prospect of spending decades or even centuries floating around the emptiness of space once I'm quite casually flung from the planet by Superman.

Captain Marvel is the only option and really I'd still probably get the shit beat out of me if I tried to stop him. So as someone else said, I'd just pledge my allegiance to my new Overlord and hope he lets me rule one of the nicer countries. Since if Superman is fighting in "invade the planet" mode, I won't be able to survive based on the reasons Cap usually survives against him: which is mostly due to the kindness of Superman.

Give superman the infinity gauntlet and super dragon balls and turn the world with him against me.
Then it is fair.

I write something cryptic on a note and hand it to him.

He breaks down and flies off crying.

Originally posted by Surtur
I would totally pick the gem of Cyttorak but I have this thing where I'm uncomfortable at the prospect of spending decades or even centuries floating around the emptiness of space once I'm quite casually flung from the planet by Superman.

Captain Marvel is the only option and really I'd still probably get the shit beat out of me if I tried to stop him. So as someone else said, I'd just pledge my allegiance to my new Overlord and hope he lets me rule one of the nicer countries. Since if Superman is fighting in "invade the planet" mode, I won't be able to survive based on the reasons Cap usually survives against him: which is mostly due to the kindness of Superman.

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You sir have ****ing won the internet for today!

So for today only , i hereby declare you overlord of the internet!

Kal praises me for all my good works promoting The House Of El.

He makes me EMPEROR of NYC and executes my KMC HITLIST with extreme prejudice!

Originally posted by TethAdamTheRock
You have three choices

100 Pounds of kryptonite (can share with goverment)
Cyttorak Gem
Become Captain Marvel

Which Marvel?

Mar-Vell
Carol?
Billy?

Bill

I would bake him a kryptonite cake

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Which Marvel?

Mar-Vell
Carol?
Billy?

Who do you think woman?

The Captain of The Thunder and Lightning!

YOU HAVE SHAMED YOURSELF!!!

I get that Superman has more overall power, but if you really cheesed out the magical lightning and such, couldn't someone with Billy's powers have a reasonable shot at taking him out? Not trying to start a vs. thing here, just asking an honest question about a potential bad matchup.

But yeah, Marvel. Kryptonite wouldn't be terrible if split up. Eventually someone would catch him with it. If it's just one big rock and he knows about it from the start, though, yeah, that's not good.

And we'd all live as Juggernaut, but we'd be living in the heart of the sun.

Originally posted by Digi
I get that Superman has more overall power, but if you really cheesed out the magical lightning and such, couldn't someone with Billy's powers have a reasonable shot at taking him out? Not trying to start a vs. thing here, just asking an honest question about a potential bad matchup.

But yeah, Marvel. Kryptonite wouldn't be terrible if split up. Eventually someone would catch him with it. If it's just one big rock and he knows about it from the start, though, yeah, that's not good.

And we'd all live as Juggernaut, but we'd be living in the heart of the sun.

Digi, NUMBER 3 on the KMC HITLIST!!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Who do you think woman?

[B]The Captain of The Thunder and Lightning!

YOU HAVE SHAMED YOURSELF!!! [/B]


His name aint Captain Marvel..its Shazam! bitcch

Originally posted by Magnificent M
Kryptonite - Useless. Superman would zap me and it from afar. Same with any deliverance system the army would use.

Crimson Ruby of Cyttorak - Slightly less useless. While I personally would proably survive an encounter with Big S, the rest of the world is fried.

Become Captain Marvel - The only option, really.


Ditto THIS!

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Which Marvel?

Mar-Vell
Carol?
Billy?

There is only One.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
His name aint Captain Marvel..its Shazam! bitcch

More like Captain Marvel now is LITERALLY a *****!

Lawyers ruin everything.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Which Marvel?

Mar-Vell
Carol?
Billy?

You forgot about Noh-Varr.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
His name aint Captain Marvel..its Shazam! bitcch

It will ALWAYS be Captain Marvel to REAL comic book fans, LUSH!!!