Batmans Nutrition vs Black Panther's Nutrition

Started by krisblaze4 pages

Wouldn't surprise me if Panther has some fancy homegrown supernutritious food though.

They both have access to tech and knowledge beyond anything in our world, so who knows 🙂

Re: Batmans Nutrition vs Black Panther's Nutrition

Originally posted by Dareangel
its the battle of the better nutrition. who eats better? when i say better i mean taste + profit value of the food. lets say Panther eats chocolate all day long its not good.

Easy - the Black Panther.

Why - he is the king of an opulent nation. More importantly, his physical attributes are boosted by the Heart Shaped Herb. He is basically an African Captain America, and like Steve he really doesn't have to do much to be 'peak human.'

On the other hand, Bruce Wayne's every muscle is the result of concerted effort and focus. That means he probably eats in a spartan manner, ensuring he has optimal nutrition.

Optimal nutrition at times means food that is not necessarily the best tasting.

Also, when Batman, Superman, Big Barda, etc had gone to Apokolips to on a rescue mission, and Bruce got injured, he was offered the use of a MotherBox to make him right as rain instantly.

He refused, and indicated he'd rather use his own methods.

He refused a quick and easy fix for his disciplined approach, and anyone who can do that for his injuries will definitely have the same discipline for his food.

Thus - the 'winner' is T'Chala. He eats tastier food, especially considering that a lot of his physique, like Steve Roger's, is the result of external factors and he can thus eat anything.

Re: Re: Batmans Nutrition vs Black Panther's Nutrition

Originally posted by spetznaz
More importantly, his physical attributes are boosted by the Heart Shaped Herb.

were*

Afaik, nowadays the source of his powers = being King of the Dead.

lmao, I didn't even see that taste was mentioned.

Easy win for Panther.

Originally posted by krisblaze
lmao, I didn't even see that taste was mentioned.

Easy win for Panther.

Summer 2018: Picking up the pieces following the most disastrous tragedy to ever befall the Marvel Universe, the Black Panther finds himself alone and without allies. Building himself from the ground up, the former King of the Dead is forced to make surprising new allies in the course of his greatest hunt yet, to reawaken his hunger for justice. Only one experience can save him now: umami.

Batman probably eats some soylent slop that they ate in the Matrix in order to get his nutrients in.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
quote:
Summer 2018: Picking up the pieces following the most disastrous tragedy to ever befall the Marvel Universe, the Black Panther finds himself alone and without allies. Building himself from the ground up, the former King of the Dead is forced to make surprising new allies in the course of his greatest hunt yet, to reawaken his hunger for justice. Only one experience can save him now: umami.

So he what, eats Justice?
Batman shits crime.

Batman is not only hard pressed to eat in order to keep it shape, but he also has to make the hood look good. thats the thing man if you dont see batman eating a big mac here and there, people be like damn da bat thinks he is too good for da hood. he thinks he is too good for a burger and fries. batman gotta keep it hood to earn dat street cred its not only about fighting crime. you know he gotta keep it real to da streets. now black panther? they expect him to do king shit you know? eat healthy and all that royalty thing. if panther eats a big mac they be like damnnn datz da king? eating big macs and shit. it aint no king it a bum. so both of them have to adapt to the situation and all that.

Originally posted by Dareangel
Batman is not only hard pressed to eat in order to keep it shape, but he also has to make the hood look good. thats the thing man if you dont see batman eating a big mac here and there, people be like damn da bat thinks he is too good for da hood. he thinks he is too good for a burger and fries. batman gotta keep it hood to earn dat street cred its not only about fighting crime. you know he gotta keep it real to da streets. now black panther? they expect him to do king shit you know? eat healthy and all that royalty thing. if panther eats a big mac they be like damnnn datz da king? eating big macs and shit. it aint no king it a bum. so both of them have to adapt to the situation and all that.

this.made.my.day

Originally posted by Dareangel
Batman is not only hard pressed to eat in order to keep it shape, but he also has to make the hood look good. thats the thing man if you dont see batman eating a big mac here and there, people be like damn da bat thinks he is too good for da hood. he thinks he is too good for a burger and fries. batman gotta keep it hood to earn dat street cred its not only about fighting crime. you know he gotta keep it real to da streets. now black panther? they expect him to do king shit you know? eat healthy and all that royalty thing. if panther eats a big mac they be like damnnn datz da king? eating big macs and shit. it aint no king it a bum. so both of them have to adapt to the situation and all that.

Me and a few friends had a blast with this post.

Absolutely beautiful 👆

^Did he ask his mexican friends for permission to eat that burrito?

Originally posted by Dareangel
Batman is not only hard pressed to eat in order to keep it shape, but he also has to make the hood look good. thats the thing man if you dont see batman eating a big mac here and there, people be like damn da bat thinks he is too good for da hood. he thinks he is too good for a burger and fries. batman gotta keep it hood to earn dat street cred its not only about fighting crime. you know he gotta keep it real to da streets. now black panther? they expect him to do king shit you know? eat healthy and all that royalty thing. if panther eats a big mac they be like damnnn datz da king? eating big macs and shit. it aint no king it a bum. so both of them have to adapt to the situation and all that.

-slow clap-

Originally posted by abhilegend
Panther fanboys are the worst.

Panther haters are just as bad.

this is up there in the pantheon of dumb ass thread topics. Even worse is that the thread actually has some traction.

i mean, have you people really run out of ideas?

^^^Yes.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Me and a few friends had a blast with this post.

Absolutely beautiful 👆

Lol i was falling a sleep and was drunken tired so i typed this while being half in dream land

Originally posted by marwash22
this is up there in the pantheon of dumb ass thread topics. Even worse is that the thread actually has some traction.

i mean, have you people really run out of ideas?

🙁

Originally posted by marwash22
this is up there in the pantheon of dumb ass thread topics. Even worse is that the thread actually has some traction.

i mean, have you people really run out of ideas?

What do you mean, you people??

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
What do you mean, you people??

What do YOU mean, you people?