What is the minimum bribe you would take to change your vote.

Would it be a doughnut?

10 dollars,

20 dollars,

100, what would you change your vote for?

Depends on who'd I'd have to change to.

Green Party: A free lunch
Social Democrats: $50
Moderates: $100
Christian Democrats: $1,000
Liberals: $1,000
Central Party: $1,000
Sweden Democrats: $1,000

Republicans: $10 000 000. Instant Bank Transfer.

Democrats: $10 000 000. Instant Bank Transfer.

Green: An Undisclosed Payment.

Libertarian: An Undisclosed Payment.

Independent: An Undisclosed Payment.

I don't vote. Give me $20 and I'll go for whoever you want. Then in the voting booth I'll pull a fast one and pick whoever.

A donut.

For Hilary. Half of what she & Bill made off their Speeches at Colleges for the 4 years prior to the vote.

From Trump 4 years free room, and board with all the free booze and food at his 4 Star Hotels for the 4 years he would be prez.

They both F-ing Rich. They want MY Vote... THEY GOTTA PAY! AND BIG!

"We'll get flyattractor's vote. We'll get it, you watch. We'll buy it and we'll make him for it."

Hey. If either of those Douches's want my vote , it gonna cost them some BIG BANK! They both got billions, I aint settling for no lousy $50.

A blowjob and a tenner will have you me voting for literally anyone you like.

bring back the mocha oreos

The minimum bribe would be Hilary Clinton drops out of politics all together, adopts 13 cats, and never leaves her mansion again.

See I'm not such a bad guy..I'm giving her some cats for company. I like cats so forcing them to endure Hilary is a pretty big sacrifice on my part.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
A blowjob and a tenner will have you me voting for literally anyone you like.

Apperantly I value my DICK way more then you.

For me? The bribe would have to be open from the briber. Meaning, the whole world would have to know who and why they are bribing me.

Originally posted by Astner
Depends on who'd I'd have to change to.

Green Party: A free lunch
Social Democrats: $50
Moderates: $100
Christian Democrats: $1,000
Liberals: $1,000
Central Party: $1,000
Sweden Democrats: $1,000

This is far more clever than it has been credited.