Marvel and DC combine and you are in it

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Marvel and DC combine and you are in it

Marvel and DC combine and you have been transported to this new universe. You get to choose which hero powers you want to have in this new universe but you do not get the experience. As soon as you hit the planet Parasite , Magneto, and Super Skrull are waiting for you with the urge to torture you. Who powers will you take?

Surfer
Superman
Stardust
Thor

You do get your comic knowledge of what these 3 can do.

Surfer for me.

Clark

Mjolnir is apparently sentient now. For users it likes, it will even assume human appearance and act on the wielder's behalf. It is essentially a magic partner that can remove serious threats from the battlefield, heal its owner of various, though obviously not all, forms of damage, and teleport its owner and others to safety.

Thor, therefore, seems like the best choice under almost any ordinary circumstance.

Surfer

Surfer.

He can turn the local Oxygen into Chlorine

Thor, for no other reason than I like him best.

Superman.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Superman.

What a surprise 😛

None on the list.

which thor?? 😛

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
which thor?? 😛

Jane, of course.

Would be nice to test that asgardian body 😖hifty:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
What a surprise 😛

Well it's not like I'm gonna pick any of the other three. At least make it a hard choice.

Why not Pr?

Originally posted by "Id"
None on the list.

So you'll rather be human.

Originally posted by golem370
Why not Pr?

Surfer and Stardust's abilities just don't appeal to me, tbh. Especially not cosmic awareness. I don't want that shit.

Thor would be nice, but it just doesn't appeal to me as much as having Superman's powers would.

You wouldn't want to play with Thor's mammaries?

And imagine the things Parasite could do to "torture" you...

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
You wouldn't want to play with Thor's mammaries?

And imagine the things Parasite could do to "torture" you...

Hey, if you have a fantasy about being a girl and getting railed by Parasite, that's your business.

Superman.

Surfer is a soulless abomination (Read Annihilation: Silver Surfer. Thanos claims the Power Cosmic is a parasite that replaces the soul.)

Superman has pretty specific weaknesses, has a stick up his arse, and can't make a good movie.

Stardust: See Silver Surfer.

Thor's an immortal god with a big assed hammer who drinks, fights, and gets laid all the time.

Yeah, I'll go with Thor.