Deranged Buffoon Elected President

Yahoo report: NEW YORK — Donald J. Trump will be the 45th president of the United States, the Associated Press projected Wednesday. He will be the first person to hold the office despite having no prior political or military experience.

I agree with Yahoo reporters Hunter Walker and Dylan Stableford. I would add that Donald J. Trump will be the first person to hold the office despite having no political or military competence. His multiple bankruptcies and fraudulent schemes (e.g. Trump University) say volumes about his financial and managerial capacity. Additionally, he has zero control over his emotions and that is disturbing for a man with access to nuclear codes. On the positive side he can now forcibly fück any woman who catches his fancy since the President of the United States is immune from arrest.

On the plus side it appears that nuclear engineers will be in hot demand in Japan and South Korea. The Trump victory has resulted in emergency cabinet meetings in those two countries. I wonder what they're talking about 🎆.

Documentary film maker Ken Burns gave a speech where he referenced The Donald:

“There comes a time when I and you can no longer remain neutral, silent — we must speak up and speak out,” said Burns, who is known for historical documentaries. “For 216 years, our elections — though bitterly contested — have featured the philosophies and characters of candidates who were clearly qualified.”

“That is not the case this year,” he said, to a round of applause.

[Read the full speech]

During his takedown, Burns made several stinging points without even using the candidate’s name.

“He is an insult to our history,” Burns said. A moment later, he implored: “Do not be deceived by his momentary good behavior. It is only a spoiled, misbehaving child hoping somehow to still have dessert.”

Finally, you may be familiar with the ridiculous saying that goes like this: Democracy is the worst form of government - except when compared to all the others.

"Oh yeah?" I say. Singapore would never allow an idiot like The Donald attain power. They've got a better way.

No sweety you are confused, we STOPPED Hilary from getting into the White House. It's okay.

Oh by the way I hear petroleum jelly is good lubricant for butt hurt.

Better the "Buffoon" then the Reanimated Skin Bag filled with only dried up estrogen and hate.

Is nobody even going to point out how the names of the yahoo reporters are "Hunter Walker and Dylan Stableford" ?

Because that's just hilarious. Hunter Walker has to be the name of a 70's porn star. Dylan Stableford is the name of the main character in one of those trashy romance novels women read.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Better the "Buffoon" then the Reanimated Skin Bag filled with only dried up estrogen and hate. [/B]

Hmm, I don't see Hillary as being corrupt or filled with "hate". Perhaps, you're referring to the man who wants to kick out immigrants and punish women for having Abortions. Good old Pro Life Christianity - yee haw!

Anyway, my own view is that lies repeated with sufficient frequency become established facts. Back in the Clinton administration Bill and Hillary were constantly lambasted for the following spurious scandals:

1. Whitewater (an Arkansas land deal that went bad)
2. Travelgate (I never understood that one)
3. Filegate (never understood that)
4. The Mysterious Suicide of Vince Foster (I understood that but it was a suicide, not a murder as insinuated by the Reverend Jerry Falwell)

The lies against Hillary added up and they were deemed plausible by lots of folks. It's like advertising for fast food. People claim to be unaffected by advertising and they would quite honestly say that they go to KFC, McDonald's or whatever from their own free will. But they're mistaken about what goes on in their heads. Advertising does influence buyers to favor one restaurant over another and that's proven by the money spent on commercials. Repeating the meme about Hillary's corruption does the same thing.

Originally posted by Ayelewis
Hmm, I don't see Hillary as being corrupt or filled with "hate". Perhaps, you're referring to the man who wants to kick out immigrants and punish women for having Abortions. Good old Pro Life Christianity - yee haw!

I heard he's gonna take women who get abortions and chain them to a pole in the center of every city so people can throw garbage at them.

Anyway, my own view is that lies repeated with sufficient frequency become established facts. Back in the Clinton administration Bill and Hillary were constantly lambasted for the following spurious scandals:

If lies repeated with enough frequency become established facts then literally every single thing Hilary Clinton has ever said would magically just be true.

1. Whitewater (an Arkansas land deal that went bad)
2. Travelgate (I never understood that one)
3. Filegate (never understood that)
4. The Mysterious Suicide of Vince Foster (I understood that but it was a suicide, not a murder as insinuated by the Reverend Jerry Falwell)

Did you hear about "Corruption Gate" ?

The lies against Hillary added up and they were deemed plausible by lots of folks.

And this chain of events certainly couldn't have occurred through any fault of Hilary, right? After all she certainly never lied or did anything shady during her 30 years as a politician. That's not what came back to bite her in the ass at all. So she doesn't even need to do any self reflection about this, just blame white people for it like the media is.

It's not like we should learn a lesson from all this, because that JUST might prevent it from happening again, and we don't take kindly to logic round these here parts.