Who had more stroke - Vader or Tarkin?

Started by quanchi1126 pages

Originally posted by Surtur
I doubt Tarkin ever even kissed a girl.

Also yes it does make it glorious that Tarkin only lived as long as he did become Vader graciously allowed him to continue breathing.

You are probably right. He probably had Stormtroopers restrain a woman as he just violated her. Why kiss the vermin.

Tarkin was an old man and despite his gaunt face and skeleton like frame he commanded Vader around like a butler.

Vader walking around with a napkin over his arm, a coattail cape, and saying in JEJ voice "Very good, sir" would make squeeee like a fangirl.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are probably right. He probably had Stormtroopers restrain a woman as he just violated her. Why kiss the vermin.

Tarkin was an old man and despite his gaunt face and skeleton like frame he commanded Vader around like a butler.

He told Vader to stop choking someone and he did.

What other commands did this person ever give to Vader? Name the top 5 commands he gave Vader. From least humiliating to most humiliating.

Plus of course Tarkin had to use storm trooper rape. Yet Vader..was a psychopathic whiny murderer and he STILL got some vagina willingly given. She was even willing to look past the whole "you chopped kids down with an energy sword" thing. Keep in mind at this point not only was Anakin a child killer, but he had a mullet too.

Tarkin probably took his sister/mother to prom. Then he left early to come home and play with his chemistry set.

Originally posted by Surtur
He told Vader to stop choking someone and he did.

What other commands did this person ever give to Vader? Name the top 5 commands he gave Vader. From least humiliating to most humiliating.

Plus of course Tarkin had to use storm trooper rape. Yet Vader..was a psychopathic whiny murderer and he STILL got some vagina willingly given. She was even willing to look past the whole "you chopped kids down with an energy sword" thing. Keep in mind at this point not only was Anakin a child killer, but he had a mullet too.

Tarkin probably took his sister/mother to prom. Then he left early to come home and play with his chemistry set.

I do not have to list five things he told Vader to stop and he obeyed. What's better is per the film Vader had more power and some claim more authority yet he still obeyed. Vader was a burn victim and his own wife died because of a failure of willpower to,love because of her shitty and awful husband.

Tarkin treated him like a *****. Poor Vader.

Quanchi only hates on Vader because I've said I like the character. I'm so in his head 🙂

Originally posted by quanchi112
I do not have to list five things he told Vader to stop and he obeyed. What's better is per the film Vader had more power and some claim more authority yet he still obeyed. Vader was a burn victim and his own wife died because of a failure of willpower to,love because of her shitty and awful husband.

Tarkin treated him like a *****. Poor Vader.

All depends on your point of view. Vader turned to the darkside. For someone on the darkside, driving your wife to give up the will to live is a positive thing, not a negative. Especially if she had just had twins and yet Vader was SO much of an evil dick she just couldn't take his evilness so she died.

Being shitty and awful= great personality traits for the dark side.

Also Vader ends up becoming an immortal spirit and Tarkin is just space dust. BOOM! I doubt they even held a funeral, nobody gave a shit. Vader tries to murder his children and still they forgive him and he gains immortality.

Even the burned up psychopathic cyborg is more likeable than Tarkin. Let that sink in.

Originally posted by Surtur
All depends on your point of view. Vader turned to the darkside. For someone on the darkside, driving your wife to give up the will to live is a positive thing, not a negative. Especially if she had just had twins and yet Vader was SO much of an evil dick she just couldn't take his evilness so she died.

Being shitty and awful= great personality traits for the dark side.

Also Vader ends up becoming an immortal spirit and Tarkin is just space dust. BOOM! I doubt they even held a funeral, nobody gave a shit. Vader tries to murder his children and still they forgive him and he gains immortality.

Even the burned up psychopathic cyborg is more likeable than Tarkin. Let that sink in.

Vader bellowed out in tears and anguish over her death. Did you even see the film ? This is why you don't make any sense you just ramble on ignoring facts to try to undermine my solid case.

Vader was broken and turned to the dark side over his fear of losing her. If you didn't comprehend the film ask your mother to watch it with you the best time.

I don't care because Vader still took orders from Tarkin. Facts. Your hilarious crappy opinion isn't a fact.

I never said he didn't love her or anything, I'm just saying from a darkside point of view the guy did good, I never said it was his own POV.

But for evil..it's good stuff.

Your guy is space dust. Vader is an immortal spirit. Boom. Vader was whiny, your guy was just dull.

Originally posted by Surtur
I never said he didn't love her or anything, I'm just saying from a darkside point of view the guy did good, I never said it was his own POV.

But for evil..it's good stuff.

Your guy is space dust. Vader is an immortal spirit. Boom. Vader was whiny, your guy was just dull.

From his own pov he failed disastrously to bellow out. From a dark side pov he failed since he went back to the Jedi. You make no sense from all the nonsense you ramble about.

He didn't intend it. From Palpatine's pov it was perfect but Vader was broken. He was weak. He isn't my guy he just treated Vader like a *****. Vader allowed it. Weak.

There's a reason Kylo and Snoke worship Vader.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
There's a reason Kylo and Snoke worship Vader.
Since when did Snoke even idolize Vader ? Kylo is young and will surpass Vader's skill in the second film. Already eclipsed him in evil. It's the same as Brady loving Montana but I guarantee in the twilight of his career he thinks he's better.

#believeinmyfirstorder

You can fantasize about the fallen shitty empire.

Nothing will change that it fell.

Originally posted by quanchi112

You can fantasize about the fallen shitty empire.

Nothing will change that it fell.

You seem pretty confident the First Order will not fail.

He has good reason to believe that. These movies will continue until heat death.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
You seem pretty confident the First Order will not fail.
Has the First order failed yet ? I desk in facts not what ifs you faithless cur.

Originally posted by juggernaut74
You seem pretty confident the First Order will not fail.

They already have. What happened to Starkiller Base? Didn't take much to make Captain Phasma put the shields down 😂

Originally posted by quanchi112
From his own pov he failed disastrously to bellow out. From a dark side pov he failed since he went back to the Jedi. You make no sense from all the nonsense you ramble about.

He didn't intend it. From Palpatine's pov it was perfect but Vader was broken. He was weak. He isn't my guy he just treated Vader like a *****. Vader allowed it. Weak.

I never said it was his own POV.

It's okay though if you want to cling to this dull character. I'm sure Vader, as an immortal spirit, reflects about it often. I'm guessing Tarkin would as well if he wasn't..nothingness.

I think I understand your problem. You're upset because you know Vader could kill Khan.

Originally posted by Darth Thor
They already have. What happened to Starkiller Base? Didn't take much to make Captain Phasma put the shields down 😂
So you believe they fell when starkiller went down. I suggest you watch the next film because Snoke isn't done. You really disrespect my first order probably out of jealousy.

Originally posted by Surtur
I never said it was his own POV.

It's okay though if you want to cling to this dull character. I'm sure Vader, as an immortal spirit, reflects about it often. I'm guessing Tarkin would as well if he wasn't..nothingness.

I think I understand your problem. You're upset because you know Vader could kill Khan.

So you concede the point.

It isn't about emotions it's about facts. You seem unable to handle this it'll be ok. Tarkin bossed him around. He allowed it. Shameful. Vader is gone only Anakin remains. He rejected the dark side because in the end he was a pansy.

Off topic and Khan crushes him. Try to stay on point you seem all over the place.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So you concede the point.

It isn't about emotions it's about facts. You seem unable to handle this it'll be ok. Tarkin bossed him around. He allowed it. Shameful. Vader is gone only Anakin remains. He rejected the dark side because in the end he was a pansy.

Off topic and Khan crushes him. Try to stay on point you seem all over the place.

It is about facts. Fact is Vader is superior in every way. Fact is Vader is not as dull. Fact is Tarkin lived only as long as he did because Vader allowed him to keep breathing.

You read way too much into Vader not murdering someone because Tarkin said stop.

Side note: why would the one other guy mock a mentally unstable cyborg with telekinetic powers? It's like these people just want to be euthanized by Vader. That guy owes Tarkin a big thank you.

Well Rogue One seems to have answered this and it appears that Vader has more authority then Tarkin as Krennic believes Vader has the authority to reinstate him as commander of the Death Star over Tarkin.