She Hulk vs Ulik

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golem370 Senior Member

She Hulk vs Ulik

Who wins? No pounders or bfr.

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

A non jobbing Ulik should tear her apart.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by zopzop
A non jobbing Ulik

Does not exist.

A non-jobbing Shulkie should tear him apart. In seconds. Including his useless pounders.

golem370 Senior Member

They said back in the day glance blow from Ulik made Thor's leg tremble imo that sounds tough or powerful.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

He was rubbing against Thor's leg? Lol, knew those two were homos. Interracial ones, to boot.

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

Originally posted by golem370
They said back in the day glance blow from Ulik made Thor's leg tremble imo that sounds tough or powerful.

Classic Ulik had 2 or 3 fights vs Classic Thor and either held his own for extended periods of time or outright beat him (this is Thor with Mjolnir btw).

Ulik got dumped on pretty badly during the mid 90s and early 2ks. Recently he was pounding Mjolnirless Thor into the pavement till Thor's goat saved him.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Remember when Classic Ulik lost his balance on the rooftop because of the puny bullets? And when the fall KTFO'd him?

Good *classic* times showing the power of the King of the Rock Trolls 😄

golem370 Senior Member

Didn't Thor worry abouy falling from a bulding once? But anyway lets make it classic Ulik vs Pumping Iron She Hulk.

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Yes, Thor too. That's what makes those asgardians and their creatures so pathetic.

Guys like Nightrasher would beat the living shit out of the entire Asgard.

StiltmanFTW CBvF
namorsubby Senior Member

She hulk

Khazra Reborn Champion of Midgard

Ulik gets himself a new tavern wench.

golem370 Senior Member
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He was rubbing against Thor's leg? Lol, knew those two were homos. Interracial ones, to boot.

Thor's legs

Insane Titan Senior Member

Ulik wins

Stoic Avenger
Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He was rubbing against Thor's leg? Lol, knew those two were homos. Interracial ones, to boot.

Something wrong with interracial relationships Stilt?

She Hulk wins. She's stronger, tougher, and more agile.

golem370 Senior Member

I always figured that in the old Marvel Handbooks it listed both Thor & Ulik at 95 tons that they both should have got a strength upgrade.

Stoic Avenger
Originally posted by golem370
I always figured that in the old Marvel Handbooks it listed both Thor & Ulik at 95 tons that they both should have got a strength upgrade.

Pumping iron She Hulk lifted the Things full weight with one arm. She also barely felt Hercules' strength when they had an arm wrestling match, and threw the match so that Herc wouldn't get overly down on himself.

golem370 Senior Member

True