Mary Jane and Jane Foster vs Lois Lane and Lana Lang

Who wins?

Originally posted by cdtm
Who wins?

Depends.

Will they be wrestling in Wesson or olive oil?

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
Depends.

Will they be wrestling in Wesson or olive oil?

......beat me to it.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]......beat me to it. [/B]

These are the REAL questions that comics need to be addressing in this day and age!

They also need to be illustrated by Hughes and Cho in a maxi series!

All Hail Monkey Boy Cho!

If they exist long enough, even non-combatant love interests pick up showings here and there. I'm betting these ladies have some "beating up muggers" type feats laying around. I'd have to dig up the issue, but I do remember Lois kicking a superhumanly strong foe through a wall/ knocking him over or something.

MJ was trained by Steve f*cking Rogers.

She solos those cheap whores.

Should balance out the fact that Foster is literally dying lol.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
MJ was trained by Steve f*cking Rogers.

She solos those cheap whores.

Yeah, but Lois is a military brat herself.

Sam Lane's daughter.

Steve is not just military. Steve is everything.

Lois gives ass to some alien that is neither male nor super.

Lois and Lana wins.

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn

They also need to be illustrated by Hughes and Cho in a maxi series!

yes

Mary Jane of course. She was complaining to Stark that people was always hitting on her so yes she's the hottest. I'd take a hit of Mary Jane if I was in the MCU...you see what I did there.

No, what did you do?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
No, what did you do?

Murdock. Matt Murdock, is that you?

So did Jane lose her Thor powers?

Lois has the potential to solo whether Jane has her power or not ...