Enjoying the Salt?

Started by Surtur4 pages
Originally posted by Emperordmb
If someone's complaining because it legitimately annoys them, fair enough. But if people are bitching while simultaneously deriving some twisted pleasure from it that's a bit two-faced.

But on the other hand wasn't "Two Face" really great in the "The Dark Knight" movie?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
If someone's complaining because it legitimately annoys them, fair enough. But if people are bitching while simultaneously deriving some twisted pleasure from it that's a bit two-faced.

we literally cannot have a sober discussion on politics until it stops, that's for sure. not just talking about this forum btw.

Anyways on a serious note I can't truly be taking any pleasure in this. Because I'm angry, but also having a melt down too. I have no room for pleasure in this heart of stone. Just cold, dark, anger.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
we literally cannot have a sober discussion on politics until it stops, that's for sure. not just talking about this forum btw.

Yeah, but isn't it time for the world to have a bit more non sober discussions?

Originally posted by Surtur
Wait there were Hilary coloring books?

Just tell me Trump coloring books are a thing too.

THEY WERE! 😂

Poses included Trump getting caught in a skirt over an air vent, and being in a Superman costume, to get an idea of how those coloring books rolled.

Plus if you talk to any scientist they will tell you something can't be sadistic if enough people find it funny.

Originally posted by cdtm
THEY WERE! 😂

Poses included Trump getting caught in a skirt over an air vent, and being in a Superman costume, to get an idea of how those coloring books rolled.

Trump coloring books are a great thing. The orange crayon has needed a reason to make a comeback and this is it.

Originally posted by Surtur
Even more hilarious is that one person just tried to imply they were only "kinda bummed" about the election. Or that the narrative by others was they were "kinda bummed".

I can't tell at this point if it was intended to be said in a serious manner.

the sentence clearly suggests that "kinda bummed" was also a part of your narrative. because if we were already steaming mad (hypothetical example for comparison), you really wouldn't have accomplished much (as in fantasy-accomplish) with your epic troll moves (more fantasy).

do i have to break my sentences up with explanations like that until your reading comprehension improves?

now read it again, more slowly and with less feels:

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
from their POV, they are inflicting pain. the going narrative is that we were kinda bummed about the election, but they made it so much worse with their epic trolling skillz. so since the intent is sadistic in nature, even though confined to fantasy, i think it qualifies.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
If someone's complaining because it legitimately annoys them, fair enough. But if people are bitching while simultaneously deriving some twisted pleasure from it that's a bit two-faced.

You see DMB, what's happening here is that reality — and the thrusting of reality into the faces of libtards by sadistic alt-righters — has forced the equalist leftoid bubblebitches to grapple with their amplified and aggravated cognitive dissonance. This unfamiliar threat to their cortical stability results in a narcissistic self-protection cascade; essentially, the snowflakes feel like they are under physical attack (even when the attacks are only verbal shivs) and that their worth as human beings — as reproductively judged human beings — is questioned and found wanting.

The political is personal for libs, and therefore the massive dissonant mental break between their "virtues" and reality makes it feel to them as if their sexual attractiveness has plummeted. They are in a state now that is not unlike how a fat chick or a loser man feel when her or his sexual worth is suddenly and unappreciatively thrown into stark relief by exposure to attractive women and men enjoying the romantic adventures that they futilely crave. This causes a bitter series of contradictory reactions to unkind reality that manifests as, for example, “fat acceptance” hitched to “thin privilege”.

Furthermore, psychological projection has the added benefit of opening a pathway for liberals to recommit to their slandering of non-liberal realists. If you have tricked yourself into believing your foes are the shitbags that you really are, then you can return to the pleasure of feeling smugly moralistic. So what does all this mean for the nascent Alt Right rebellion? When equalist leftoids are experiencing acute cognitive dissonance and narcissistic rage, the correct response is….

INCREASE THE VOLTAGE.

did you have a good wank after you typed all that?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
did you have a good wank after you typed all that?

I think he had a good wank while typing that shit. Maybe with car batteries clamped to his nipples and him screaming to increase the voltage.

Lmfao

A definite yes.

Needs more salt.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
the sentence clearly suggests that "kinda bummed" was also a part of your narrative. because if we were already steaming mad (hypothetical example for comparison), you really wouldn't have accomplished much (as in fantasy-accomplish) with your epic troll moves (more fantasy).

do i have to break my sentences up with explanations like that until your reading comprehension improves?

now read it again, more slowly and with less feels:

Kinda bummed wasn't my narrative though man. We all thought you were far far more broken than "kinda bummed".

I mean I'm "kinda bummed" when I accidentally drop a scoop of ice cream on the floor.

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Lmfao

Oh darling he doth protest too much. With every single letter you add to an LOL we know your pain deepens.

So lmao, we know the pain is deep. LMFAO? Oh shit man don't kill yourself bro there is life worth living. I mean you guys might not Brexit I guess? Nothing is set in stone?

Think happy thoughts. Remember that time Hitler lost World War 2?

Remember the time a dentist killed a lion and Jimmy Kimmel cried about it on tv? Do you remember the various days where many innocent humans died and Jimmy didn't shed a single tear? Hilarious!

Originally posted by Surtur
Kinda bummed wasn't my narrative though man. We all thought you were far far more broken than "kinda bummed".

I mean I'm "kinda bummed" when I accidentally drop a scoop of ice cream on the floor.

oy vey...you are not a smart man.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
oy vey...you are not a smart man.

Once again you guys seem to think the shit you say is complex.

Yes, I get what you're saying. You're saying I felt this way about you, but what I'm telling you is I didn't believe for a second you were merely "kinda bummed".

I understand you felt that was the narrative, but what I am saying is your narrative about my narrative was wrong.

Now that we have cleared all that up, you can continue your response.

Originally posted by Surtur
Oh darling he doth protest too much. With every single letter you add to an LOL we know your pain deepens.

So lmao, we know the pain is deep. LMFAO? Oh shit man don't kill yourself bro there is life worth living. I mean you guys might not Brexit I guess? Nothing is set in stone?

Think happy thoughts. Remember that time Hitler lost World War 2?

Remember the time a dentist killed a lion and Jimmy Kimmel cried about it on tv? Do you remember the various days where many innocent humans died and Jimmy didn't shed a single tear? Hilarious!

Nah man, I'm legitimately laughing at the desperate need for Validation™ here (dat voter fraud!!!1! dem illegals dontz count!)

But just remember darling. #NotMyPresident. 😉

On the other hand, another (semi-amusing) hysterical diatribe from yourself, I must admit I'm both amazed and impressed by your stamina. Here, another Biden meme for your hard work:

Srs tho Surtur, it seems as if your legitimately pissed off by any non-Trump voters who don't appear to be crying rivers of salty tears, u really that thirsty?

Bwahahah! Yes! I know exactly how you feel! "Dem durz EC is bad!!" and "Oh you're so angry and having a meltdown"

It is indeed hysterical.

Plus the votes of illegals just shouldn't count, especially if it's those votes that caused the popular vote win people are clinging to, lol.