AotC Anakin vs Dooku

except that this time Ani walks in with a box of chocolates only to see Dooku furiously pounding on Padme missionary style while she shouts "OHH YESSS JAARDD! DO ME HARDER...RIGHT THERE YEEAAHHH!!".

Dooku is butt-naked but his lightsaber is within reach. 10 m starting distance. Padme cannot participate in the fight at she's in the middle of the most intense orgasm she's ever experienced.

Anakin gets lightning hurled into a wall.

Anakin destroys.

Originally posted by Trocity
Anakin destroys.

reason?

Please keep your fantasies to yourself, Kurk.

Dooku steps on his own balls and trips Maul style.

Originally posted by cs_zoltan
Dooku steps on his own balls and trips Maul style.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Anakin gets lightning hurled into a wall.

Anakin loses once again.

Originally posted by Kurk
Do you know what an old man's balls look like from personal experience?

No, from common sense.