Batman Vs Punisher

You get whichever one you want and their complete resources/attention.
Who could teach you more (and what would they teach) in one month that would then be useful in RL?

Batman by a long shot. Punisher would probably get you killed.

Batman would hand you a book and tell you to stay in school.

Punisher would make you enlist.

Either way I don't need 'em!

batman has 100x the resources and probably slightly better training (i dont know who compares better ninjas or navy seals) but depending on the mission batman is the answer like 99.9/100

I prefer to have Batman as a teacher. He knows a lot more than just kicking people's asses.

Franck is a bit of a psycho.

It's really not fair to have that picture with the dinosaur in it and expect people to not just automatically choose Batman based on that alone. What I can only assume is some kind of robot dinosaur..so f*ck the Punisher. Plus Batman is rich.

Frank could definitely teach me more in one month than Batman.

Seriously, how many of you think you can learn to be a super ninja in one month? I might be in better shape after a month, but I wouldn't be able to do shit that wouldn't just get me killed in two seconds in a fight against someone with a gun.

Frank could at least teach me to use weapons. That I can learn in a month.

Batman can do more than just ninja-ing, though.

He could teach you different languages. Lock-picking. Disguises. Weapons training (and unarmed combat). Advanced driving and piloting skills. Computer hacking. The best clubs and societies to hang out in, in order to meet celebs. How to gamble, make cocktails, be a general ladies' man. Hell, even meditation techniques to enable you to survive on 3 hours' sleep a day, freeing you up to learn even more things. Escape artistry. General first aid (including modules on poisons and assassination techniques).

The meditation thing alone, if mastered early on in the month, is already a massive boon.

And if we're being realistic, I might half-learn one of those things in a month at best 👆

and I'm definitely not learning how to get by on 3hrs sleep in real life.

Originally posted by Cogito
Frank could definitely teach me more in one month than Batman.

Seriously, how many of you think you can learn to be a super ninja in one month? I might be in better shape after a month, but I wouldn't be able to do shit that wouldn't just get me killed in two seconds in a fight against someone with a gun.

Frank could at least teach me to use weapons. That I can learn in a month.

He doesn't have a robot dinosaur in his lair though. You didn't even address that fact.

Batman can give me some money. punisher is broke. money wins

Why do I get the feeling the lair of the Punisher is probably just the back of a U-Haul truck?

Without even any candy.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Batman can do more than just ninja-ing, though.

He could teach you different languages. Lock-picking. Disguises. Weapons training (and unarmed combat). Advanced driving and piloting skills. Computer hacking. The best clubs and societies to hang out in, in order to meet celebs. How to gamble, make cocktails, be a general ladies' man. Hell, even meditation techniques to enable you to survive on 3 hours' sleep a day, freeing you up to learn even more things. Escape artistry. General first aid (including modules on poisons and assassination techniques).

The meditation thing alone, if mastered early on in the month, is already a massive boon.

I agree.

Look at the students that each have had, and the answer should be crystal clear.

Batman wins this by a country mile.

Except that the question refers to you specifically, not to fictional students for whom the laws of physics, time, memory, etc hardly apply.

I'm assuming Bats can teach this to us:

Which frees up a LOT of time in that month to teach us.

That's cute that you think in a few days you can learn an advanced fictional mediation technique when real life monks may spend years achieving far less. 👆

Originally posted by Cogito
That's cute that you think in a few days you can learn an advanced fictional mediation technique when real life monks may spend years achieving far less. 👆

How long did Batman take? I mean, am assuming comic book physics still applies to us as well, right?

Even without it, he still has a far FAR wider field of knowledge to draw upon, which Punisher doesn't. I mean, I don't need to know 1259 different ways to kill a man, or how to handle automatic rifles/grenade launchers, or how to clean a rifle in the field, or how to defuse/make bombs - and even if I did, Bats also has that knowledge. And more.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I mean, am assuming comic book physics still applies to us as well, right?

Edit: If we were using comic book physics it would definitely be Batman by a mile