Pick a hero to be your bodyguard

Originally posted by One_Angry_Scot
Forgive me for the ignorance but what can Snake Eyes do? Only thing I know of him is an advert advertising one of the films from years ago.

He's a notch above everyone here. He has a good respect thread on redditt.

bump!

Originally posted by Surtur
I choose Batman. He then ends the entire zombie plague within 48 hours using only a batarang and his wits.

Snake eyes is still the best choice here. Mystical abilities, potentially having the ability to resist being infected, and being a master of improvisation.

I still want to ride Mikey.

Originally posted by deathslash
Snake eyes is still the best choice here. Mystical abilities, potentially having the ability to resist being infected, and being a master of improvisation.

That and he won't talk your ear off with his old war stories.

Snake Eyes

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I still want to ride Mikey.

Bareback?

Baby, shell is all the protection we need.

Batman and then DD, the rest i could care less.

Mikey.

Good enough to handle walkers and the odd group of evil humans, and it would be fun just seeing him in a morbid Kirkman setting..

Originally posted by TheHulk
Batman and then DD, the rest i could care less.

True. 👆

While fighting Krang robots and weird mutants/aliens won't be much of a stretch from handling Zombies.

Y'all are underplaying Mikey by a lot. His skin is to durable to bite and can carry me and cover ground a lot faster.

Turtles ftw

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
He's also got superhuman piercing durability (so walkers can't bite him - he's taken on Mousers), doesn't rely on armour (so can't have it ripped off him), has *some* ninja skills (so can be stealthy when he wants to), plus wouldn't be fatigued by carrying me on his back whilst leaping from rooftop to rooftop.

Not to mention, sewers. Plus, Mikey has some bullet dodging feats of his own, and can deflect lasers with his nunchucks IIRC.

So, pretty fast on his own.

Plus, without TV or Internet or any form of media to consume, having a buddy with tons of stories and who is up for chatting will be great entertainment.

Plus he CAN be stealthy when he needs to be.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Plus, without TV or Internet or any form of media to consume, having a buddy with tons of stories and who is up for chatting will be great entertainment.

Plus he CAN be stealthy when he needs to be.

I thought we just had to get out of the city?

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
I still want to ride Mikey.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Y'all are underplaying Mikey by a lot. His skin is to durable to bite and can carry me ......
Turtles ftw

Originally posted by deathslash
he's certainly a better choice than some, but shoosing him pretty much ensures that trading with or meeting up with humans will always end in violence.

Then he....hides in the shadows. Or in the sewers just next to me. That's pretty much all they used to do back in the day.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Then he....hides in the shadows. Or in the sewers just next to me. That's pretty much all they used to do back in the day.