Solid Snake, Raiden and Liquid Ocelot enters the Nolanverse

Started by Arachnid12 pages

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
snake, big pussy, raiden and ocelot are slow and telegraphed as phuck, bats would just throw a batarang through their skulls and proceed to solo their verse barring rising
Nah, snake would dominate them both in and out of the bedroom

That bondage mask on bane would come in real handy

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
snake, big pussy, raiden and ocelot are slow and telegraphed as phuck, bats would just throw a batarang through their skulls and proceed to solo their verse barring rising

I'm a 20 year old virgin living on an island with 8 other people who are either old or relatives.

Yet somehow I feel more sorry for you.

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
snake, big pussy, raiden and ocelot are slow and telegraphed as phuck, bats would just throw a batarang through their skulls and proceed to solo their verse barring rising

Sounds like you're upset over the fact that Baleman loses.

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
snake, big pussy, raiden and ocelot are slow and telegraphed as phuck, bats would just throw a batarang through their skulls and proceed to solo their verse barring rising

Show me Baleman, Bane and Ra's displaying better skills and techniques than Snake, Raiden and Ocelot please?

Bane got overpowered and defeated by a out of shape Bale who spend 8 years without training and months in prison eating crap food and only doing pushups and situps.

Snake, Raiden and Ocelot would just snipe Baleman, Bane, Ra's and Selina and blow their heads clean off.

Solidus or Vamp alone are too much for Nolanverse let alone Tretij Rebenok, Sahelantropus, Quiet, etc...

Originally posted by Solid47
Show me Baleman, Bane and Ra's displaying better skills and techniques than Snake, Raiden and Ocelot please?

Bane got overpowered and defeated by a out of shape Bale who spend 8 years without training and months in prison eating crap food and only doing pushups and situps.

Snake, Raiden and Ocelot would just snipe Baleman, Bane, Ra's and Selina and blow their heads clean off.

Solidus or Vamp alone are too much for Nolanverse let alone Tretij Rebenok, Sahelantropus, Quiet, etc...


either bats or bane would trash these pussies in less than 5 microsecs

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Nah, snake would dominate them both in and out of the bedroom

That bondage mask on bane would come in real handy

snake, raiden, ocelot are slow and weak as fuck

bats and bane would just dance around snakes slow and telegraphed ass punches and knock their skulls off in less than 5 microsecs

cry moar

Sounds like you're upset over the fact that Baleman loses.

So, what speed feats do anyone from the Nolanverse even have?

And why is Bane somehow better than Vamp, who schooled Raiden, who uses Gecko's as flails and stops Outer Haven with one arm

Originally posted by StealthRanger
So, what speed feats do anyone from the Nolanverse even have?

And why is Bane somehow better than Vamp, who schooled Raiden, who uses Gecko's as flails and stops Outer Haven with one arm

vamp cannot even dodge subsonic projectiles 😂

bats can dodge machine gun bullets from trained mercs who are far more skilled than snake and raiden

bats would just throw a batarang through vamps skull. vamp is too slow to dodge it

bane can punch a massive hole through a concrete pillar while vamps skull can easily be pierced by handgun bullets 😂

bane would just knock vamps skull off with a flick

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
vamp cannot even dodge subsonic projectiles 😂

Show me a single speed feat from anyone in the Nolanverse, like, at all

bats can dodge machine gun bullets from trained mercs who are far more skilled than snake and raiden

Show me the video where Batman bullet times or get out

bats would just throw a batarang through vamps skull. vamp is too slow to dodge it

And Batman has no speed feats at all, and isn't remotely as superhuman as Raiden

bane can punch a massive hole through a concrete pillar while vamps skull can easily be pierced by handgun bullets 😂

Yes, because punching through concrete somehow comes remotely close to stopping Outer Haven with one arm and tap dancing while using Geckos as flails. And that's just Raiden

bane would just knock vamps skull off with a flick

If punching through concrete is the best feat he's got then I'm afraid not