Would You Rather... Superpower Edition!!

You can activate/deactivate any one of these powers at will, but the power you select comes with a price for as long as you keep it active.

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE...

1.) Superman's powers, but experience severe abdominal cramps + the constant urge to have explosive diarrhea.

2.) Hal Jordan's ring/GL know-how, but feel feverish and extremely nauseated.

3.) Hulk's strength/stats, but you are constantly urinating on yourself /w/ the feeling that you are passing large kidney stones.

4.) Doom's intelligence/resources, but are having a perpetual orgasm.

5.) Flash's speed, but feel like sticks are being shoved up your fingernails.

6.) Lobo's stats/immortality, but feel as though your genitals are constantly being bitten by dozens of Bullet Ants.

Again, you will experience these 'cons' non-stop for as long as your power is activated. And to be extra clear: You WILL experience these cons to their FULL EXTENT. No exceptions!

For example, Hulk's rage/madness would not diminish the pain you experience, etc.

What would you choose?

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Originally posted by Galan007
You can activate/deactivate any one of these powers at will, but the power you select comes with a price for as long as you keep it active.

[b]WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE...

1.) Superman's powers, but experience severe abdominal cramps + the constant urge to have explosive diarrhea.

2.) Hal Jordan's ring/GL know-how, but feel feverish and extremely nauseated.

3.) Hulk's strength/stats, but you are constantly urinating on yourself /w/ the feeling that you are passing large kidney stones.

4.) Doom's intelligence/resources, but are having a perpetual orgasm.

5.) Flash's speed, but feel like sticks are being shoved up your fingernails.

6.) Lobo's stats/immortality, but feel as though your genitals are constantly being bitten by dozens of Bullet Ants.

Again, you will experience these 'cons' non-stop for as long as your power is activated. And to be extra clear: You WILL experience these cons to their FULL EXTENT. No exceptions!

For example, Hulk's rage/madness would not diminish the pain you experience, etc.

What would you choose? [/B]

Yeah, Doom is the only choice here.

See, I think a perpetual orgasm would make it damn near impossible to function in any sort of capacity.

A climax lasting minutes/hours/days? F*ck me, that'd be overwhelming.

4.) Doom's intelligence/resources, but are having a perpetual orgasm.

I'm ok with the resources / orgasm but that's not cool to diminish my intelligence. 🙁

Worst thing about the Doom Choice is that you will always have that set of Metal Underpants on all the time so you won't be able to actually touch yourself.

So all the choices suck to be honest.

With the Doom's choice you will be like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJHwS3HonKY&feature=related

You could die from dehydration as Doom but I guess that would be the best choice.

Course if you choose the Lobo angle you would enjoy the pain. Cause you get His BADASS factor and then Pain would feel GOOOD!

Superman...depends on whether the "urge" to have explosive diarrhea is just an urge or also an act

GL - This is solid. Fever isn't the end of the world in brief spurts, and nausea can be fixed with excessive pot

Doom - I think people are underestimating this one. The orgasm is debilitating, and you'd have to be rocking it for a long time because unlike some others intelligence/resources for 2 minutes wouldn't often get you very far

Originally posted by Cogito
Superman...depends on whether the "urge" to have explosive diarrhea is just an urge or also an act

GL - This is solid. Fever isn't the end of the world in brief spurts, and nausea can be fixed with excessive pot

Doom - I think people are underestimating this one. The orgasm is debilitating, and you'd have to be rocking it for a long time because unlike some others intelligence/resources for 2 minutes wouldn't often get you very far

None of the cons can be fixed or diminished in any way.

👆 I agree. Feeling the constant urge to cum without being able to relieve it.... F*cking pure torture.

Eh. It could be worse. Gal could have put in a Negan coice where you have a constant erection but your dick is wrapped in barbwire and you have an insane urge to whop people over the head with it at all times.

I could choose No. 1 I think. Since I have Colitis the Superman description is like the average day.

That Lobo one sounds painful as ****.

Tough choice between Superman and GL...mmm

Definite GL if I can get autoshields to work without the symptoms (up to the point where the shields kick in, of course)

yikes almighty

Originally posted by Cogito
Tough choice between Superman and GL...mmm

Definite GL if I can get autoshields to work without the symptoms (up to the point where the shields kick in, of course)

Personally, I *think* I'd rather deal with shitting... But gas cramps can be brutal. 😘

yeaj abdominal cramps can be merciless

Originally posted by Galan007
I guess that just depends what you'd rather cope with: feeling like you are going to shit, or feeling like you are going to puke.

Personally, I *think* I'd rather deal with shitting... But gas cramps can be brutal. 😘

We're both drinkers, so we probably could handle Supes&GL powersets here at the same time haermm

Hulk & Lobo are the worst.

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