Your Christmas Hoe

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Your Christmas Hoe

If you had a Christmas Garden,
I'd be your Christmas Hoe.
I'd spread the Lights & Tinsel, gathered on the Snow.
Straighten out your Candy Canes,
Thats just what i'd do.
I know you'd want your Christmas Hoe
To do whats right for you.
I'd make your Garden sparkle, long into the night.
I know you'd want your Christmas Hoe
To keep things nice & tight.

Truly a poet of the times Riv

^^^thanks...😉
I'm about halfway done with this one:

On the first day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
A thread locked by Badabing.

On the second day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
Two new "socks".
And a thread locked by Badabing.

On the third day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
Three good friends.
Two new "socks".
And a thread locked by Badabing.

On the fourth day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
Four spite threads.
Three good friends.
Two new "socks".
And a thread locked by Badabing.

On the fifth day of Christmas this site it gave to me,

Fiiive YouTube liiinks

Thats pretty good.

Thanks to you too, J. Posting the 12 Days actually got me to come up with 2 more days:

On the first day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
A thread locked by Badabing.

On the second day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
Two new "socks".
And a thread locked by Badabing.

On the third day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
Three good friends.
Two new "socks".
And a thread locked by Badabing.

On the fourth day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
Four spite threads.
Three good friends.
Two new "socks".
And a thread locked by Badabing.

On the fifth day of Christmas this site it gave to me,

Fiiive YouTube liiinks

On the sixth day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
Six threads needlessly Bumped.

Fiiive YouTube liiinks

Four spite threads.
Three good friends.
Two new "socks".
And a thread locked by Badabing.

On the seventh day of Christmas this site it gave to me,
Seven more threads about Donald Trump.
Six threads needlessly Bumped.

Fiiive YouTube Liiinks

Four spite threads.
Three good friends.
Two new "socks".
And a thread locked by Badabing.

hehe I love these

dashing through the snow
Blitzens doing crack
Prancer is a little shit and Ms' Clause aint ever coming back
[ho ho ho ho]
Rudolf is tearing up that ass
Vixen's being crass
and all the while the christians are attending to their mass
[Ho Ho Ho Ho]
Dasher is a drunk
Comet has just been feed and if Cupid snorts one more line the prick will end up dead

its not the full version but me and a friend are making this jingle

Thats pretty F'ing Good!!! 😱 😆

😂 cheers

My spouse is pissed because i saw this pic posted here last year:

And found a cardboard Grinch (no santa suit though) and decorated our house in about 20 minutes this last weekend...😄