Old Snake runs the Karate Kid characters gauntlet

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Old Snake runs the Karate Kid characters gauntlet

Old Snake from MGS4.

VS

1. Johnny Lawrence

2. Chozen

3. Mike Barnes

4. Daniel LaRusso

5. John Kreese

6. Terry Silver

7. Kesuke Miyagi

Round 1: Pure H2H.

Round 2: Snake gets a Colt M4A1 Carbine with Beta C Magazine and the Karate Kid cast gets a Yumi Bow with unlimited arrows.

The fight takes place inside the arena from Hunger Games.

Dexx-Planet86 and h1a8 rejoice.

snake isnt even olympic leven and cannot even take out a fat ass taekondo practicioner called kyle 😂

cqc sucks and is clunky as fuck. cqc cannot contend against raw martial arts like kyokushin, taekondo, bjj, aikido because these styles requires to delvelop your motor coordination to master, many martial artists train since they are child does snake and big pussy train since 4 or 9? no. if you put snake and big pussy against equally skilled maertial artists they would gets absolutely trashed in less than 10 secs

daniel knocks his skull off with a crane kick

if you put snake in karate kid verse they would get their asses wtfpwned by johnny in less than 5 microsecs

come back when snake and big pussy doesnt get their asses handled by kyle, cunnighan and gay vamp 😂

Snake slaughters. LOL @ that guy^^^

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Snake slaughters. LOL @ that guy^^^

miyagi is too fast for snake even with a gun

miyagi would just put a arrow to snakes skull before snake could shoot or react

or just catch every bullets from snakes shitty machine gun and throw back at snake 5 times faster(he can)

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
miyagi is too fast for snake even with a gun

miyagi would just put a arrow to snakes skull before snake could shoot or react

or just catch every bullets from snakes shitty machine gun and throw back at snake 5 times faster(he can)

Why are you so butt-hurt?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Why are you so butt-hurt?

tzeentch convinced everyone here(http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f85/t537442.html) that snake and big pussy have the most basic and telegraphed moves ever

snake and big pussy got trainwrecked by 4 fodder soldiers

snake got blitzed and wtfpwned by vamp in mgs2

big pussy got one shotted by cunnighan

miyagi steamrolled 2 karate masters who could trash snake and big pussy in 5 secs

Ok, but why are you so butt-hurt?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Ok, but why are you so butt-hurt?

bring me any scene from this slow ass garbage fight(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDr8Eq4m9Q) that suggests that snake is superior to daniel or miyagi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maBvSZRUJhU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn41XETdQB4&t=32s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCenGKkj3YQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esfGpLKClow

In order for me to help, you have to tell me what caused your butt-hurt.

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
bring me any scene from this slow ass garbage fight(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHDr8Eq4m9Q) that suggests that snake is superior to daniel or miyagi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maBvSZRUJhU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn41XETdQB4&t=32s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCenGKkj3YQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esfGpLKClow

LOL. Every fight from Karate Kid you posted here is garbage.

Snake solos both round 1 and 2 10/10.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Why are you so butt-hurt?
Originally posted by Silent Master
Ok, but why are you so butt-hurt?

Originally posted by Silent Master
In order for me to help, you have to tell me what caused your butt-hurt.
Fking lmao

The butthurt flows

LOL @ Aikido being real.

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
LOL @ Aikido being real.

wat the phuck you want to mean?

Originally posted by Arachnid1
Fking lmao

The butthurt flows


then why people on reddit said that snake cannot beat a obese taekwondo instructor called kyle 🤣

Were you molested by someone named snake, is that where your butt-hurt comes from?

Pun intended.

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
wat the phuck you want to mean?

What do you think I mean? Aikido is a bullshit "martial art".

Originally posted by Silent Master
Were you molested by someone named snake, is that where your butt-hurt comes from?

Pun intended.

he is actually adressing to the video that snake is extremely slow in comparison to daniel and miyagi dickhead 😐

watch the video snake is ridiculously slow, basic and telegraphed in comparison to miyagi, mcclane and mcdojo students

snake cannot even beat ezio. and ezio would lose to miyagi and stuart 😐

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
What do you think I mean? Aikido is a bullshit "martial art".

real life physics doesn't affect the character. feats and who looks cooler are what matters

Snake wins 10/10

I want to put Dexx on ignore. Could guys tell me how?

Originally posted by Solid47
LOL. Every fight from Karate Kid you posted here is garbage.

Snake solos both round 1 and 2 10/10.

but Tzeentch already said that snake's punches and kicks are the most basic and telegraphed EVER 😐

retusseq already told that ezio is too fast for big boss. and ezio is still a fodder to Mr Miyagi and Dre Parker just look how slow Ezio moves during his fight against the templar army in comparison to Miyagi kicking cobra kai's ass and Dre Parker fighting at the end of the movie