Why is Vader such a pathetic cripple?

Started by Beniboybling4 pages

Originally posted by Kurk
LOL Vader swinging his lightsaber around killing fodder is badass?

Dooku on Oba Diah is badass
Dooku on Zygerria is badass

Yes, because he did it in style.

Dooku's displays don't compare. He's been outdone. 🙁

Originally posted by TenebrousWay
Don't you consider losing both your hands in a duel before being decapited to be pretty badass?
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Originally posted by Beniboybling
Yes, because he did it in style.

Dooku's displays don't compare. He's been outdone. 🙁

LOL Dooku has more finesse and class in his pinkie than Vader dreams of, sitting in his meditation chamber crying about Padme.

That R1 scene had Vader hacking and cleaving like Kylo Ren in TFA. There was no contrast. Either they both suck, or Kylo is on Vader's level.

Originally posted by TenebrousWay
Don't you consider losing both your hands in a duel before being decapited to be pretty badass?
Better than having your right hand cleaved off by your inferior seconds before getting back up and rejoining the person who gave permission for said inferior to kill you; and then take 3 minutes to decide whether or not it's such a good idea to do that.

dry those tears, kurk.

Beni's a goddamn soul sucker. 🙂

Originally posted by Beniboybling
dry those tears, kurk.
I'm a sociopath I don't cry.

Originally posted by Kurk
Better than having your right hand cleaved off by your inferior seconds before getting back up and rejoining the person who gave permission for said inferior to kill you; and then take 3 minutes to decide whether or not it's such a good idea to do that.

You basically described Dooku, lmao. Except Dooku was so terrified of being stomped by Anaking and betrayed by his master that he didn't have the balls to mutter even a single word. For all his arrogance Dooku showed to utterly lack scholarship on Sith philosophy.

Pathetic.

Originally posted by TenebrousWay
You basically described Dooku, lmao. Except Dooku was so terrified of being stomped by Anaking and betrayed by his master that he didn't have the balls to mutter even a single word. For all his arrogance Dooku showed to utterly lack scholarship on Sith philosophy.

Pathetic.

lol no. Anakin was Dooku's superior no one's going to argue against that. Luke was Vader's inferior yet Vader got his hand chopped off. There is no comparison. The reason why Dooku didn't open his mouth is unknown. Any ideas are pure speculation. We do know that Chris Lee had it changed since he didn't think begging suited Dooku's character. I personally believe it's because Dooku had a great-deal of self-discipline, and much like Pre-Vizsla, accepted his inferiority to Skywalker. In Yoda's vision Dooku didn't say anything either.

Count Kurk keep it that way. It feels so Dooku-stic when you type. Try to enter in the character's shoes better.

Originally posted by Freedon Nadd
Count Kurk keep it that way. It feels so Dooku-stic when you type. Try to enter in the character's shoes better.
My apologies Darth Nadd; you are correct in saying that my fragmented style of writing does not embody the aristocratic style of The Right Honorable Count of Serenno. I am only his servant.

Originally posted by Kurk
lol no. Anakin was Dooku's superior no one's going to argue against that. Luke was Vader's inferior yet Vader got his hand chopped off. There is no comparison. The reason why Dooku didn't open his mouth is unknown. Any ideas are pure speculation. We do know that Chris Lee had it changed since he didn't think begging suited Dooku's character. I personally believe it's because Dooku had a great-deal of self-discipline, and much like Pre-Vizsla, accepted his inferiority to Skywalker. In Yoda's vision Dooku didn't say anything either.

ZonaLuke was above Vader. Dooku cowed like a scared house cat before the mighty Skywalker, Kurk. His glance towards Palpatine shows the coward, clueless, arrogant fool he was. The self proclaimed chosen one was stomped by the true one. lmao

Originally posted by Kurk
My apologies Darth Nadd; you are correct in saying that my fragmented style of writing does not embody the aristocratic style of The Right Honorable Count of Serenno. I am only his servant.

"I can teach you, Lord Tyranus, how to master the aristocratic tongue. You just need to deny your allegiance to Darth Sidious--and join me."-Freedon Nadd

Originally posted by TenebrousWay
ZonaLuke was above Vader. Dooku cowed like a scared house cat before the mighty Skywalker, Kurk. His glance towards Palpatine shows the coward, clueless, arrogant fool he was. The self proclaimed chosen one was stomped by the true one. lmao
I don't know what Zonaluke you're talking about. Seems like a made up entity. All I know is that Luke, a kid with incomplete Jedi training, was able to defeat the all high and mighty Dark Lord of the Sith chosen one. Vader cowed like a pussy; he cried "ahhh" and fell on his ass with his hand in the air. And the funny thing is, Anakin out maneuvered and over-powered Dooku. He literally disarmed him. Vader just randomly collapsed and held onto a railing for dear life and let himself get beat on (I guess his knee gave out?).

Dooku got down on his knees in a gesture of defeat. Is there any other reason why he would? It's not like his leg was cut off.

Vader is by far the bigger fool. Sidious told Luke to kill Vader, he refused, so Vader just got back up and decided to rejoin the person who was ready to throw him under the bus. What a complete retard. It then took him a couple moments for his son's cries for help to get into his thick skull. "Hey, maybe I shouldn't try to rejoin the person who's been abusing me for years and just a second ago was ready to kill me".

Chosen One >>>> Fake Chosen One

Originally posted by TenebrousWay
Chosen One >>>> Fake Chosen One

Tbh. But look like the other one's self.
I would have loved if Dooku was related to Skywalker in any way.

Vader is a brute. Tyranus is a refined warrior.
Dooku is not 'badass', he is 'galant' and noble.

Originally posted by Freedon Nadd
Vader is a brute. Tyranus is a refined warrior.
Dooku is not 'badass', he is 'galant' and noble.

Dooku fought valiantly, Dooku fought nobly, Dooku fought honorably. And Dooku died.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SFIFzvb2wX8&itct=CAsQpDAYByITCKXE5tvpn9ECFQZIHAod4FMOuTIHcmVsYXRlZEiMv4eDyrbex00%3D

Dooku is not a warrior—he is a gentleman; A renaissance man. Well versed in the art of fencing as Makashi naturally is. To him, fighting is an art to be cherished and perfected. It is about technique and minimalism; not power-attacks and aggressiveness.

What appeals to me most about Dooku is how he was an independent mind amount all the sheep. He saw the corrupt nature of the jedi. He mastered an ancient style of lightsaber form because he felt the old-way the best and didn't believe in conformity. He joined the sith with genuinely good motives. Definitely one of the least "bad" sith.