Starkiller runs the TOR gauntlet

Started by MythLord1 pages

Starkiller runs the TOR gauntlet

Rules:
- Gets healed after every round by an inefficient Serbian nurse who just doesn't care(so very sloppily)
- is so fvcking angry he forgot his lightsaber @ home
- can ask his clone to come in and violently make out with him and Juno in a three-way
- has the weirdest boner right now
- gets a motivational sticker of a smiley face every time he brutally murders someone
- has a stick

Round 1:
Senya, but she's pregnant with Arcann and Thexan.

Round 2:
Arcann who really has to pee, but Galen is blocking the bathroom.

Round 3:
Vaylin's bloated corpse(she's just been listening to an hour long remix of Kneel before the Dragon of Zakuul!

Round 4:
HoTLander after eating Vaylin's essence.

Round 5:
NoxLander after eating Arcann's and Vaylin's essence

Round 6:
ImperialAgentLander who has a sharp knife sticking out of his boots, and his hands are tied so he can only kick Galen in the crotch.

Round 6.9:
Valkorion, but he's high af and really freaked out about Vaylin, like so:
https://youtu.be/tgwf6gXWg60?t=8616

Round 7:

Colonel Mustard in the library, with a candle stick.

What is this 😆 😆

A thread.

Loses to BoDB Goku.

Stops at 2.

Why would you do this. It's only 10 days into the new year and there won't be a better thread than this one. You've made the rest of the year pointless

I can top it. Trust me.

😆 😆 😆 😆

Re: Starkiller runs the TOR gauntlet

Originally posted by MythLord
- Gets healed after every round by an inefficient Serbian nurse who just doesn't care(so very sloppily)

Be honest.

Is it really just you in a nurses outfit and a wig?

I thought it'd be you in a nurses outfit trying to seduce Galen.

*Looks up how to calm an angry Serbian*

*Is told to show them delicacies of their native land*

Is this Serbian food? It looks gross enough tbh.

Stops at Bane

Originally posted by UCanShootMyNova
*Looks up how to calm an angry Serbian*

*Is told to show them delicacies of their native land*

Is this Serbian food? It looks gross enough tbh.

This is Serbian food, you uneducated cuck:

Ew.