Shazam! (2019)

Started by Flyattractor109 pages
Flyattractor Senior Member

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!! SNAP!

I hope Shazam does so good Disney will GLADY let them have the right back to the name CAPTAIN MARVEL.

Jmanghan Senior Member

The casting is awful, dude is too small and Shazam is a child... but he's usually serious as an adult. Also **** that dab.

DC needs to learn how to do things in movies, its like they had such good movies going with the Batman movies, all 3, then they bring in superheroes and they start ****ing up again.

ares834 Senior Member

Huh? This is pretty much a direct adaptation of the nu52 version of the character. That beer gag is almost taken straight from the comics.

Frankly, making the character act like a kid (after all he is a kid) is for the best as it will differentiate him from the plethora of other heroes we've had in recent years. Heck, it the main reason why I am looking forward to this film.

Senor Cage Senior Member

This is gonna be good.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1102097997029146625

quanchi112 Disney

Aquaman will be far better as I predicted. This is going to be meg and corny af.

Flyattractor Senior Member

And what is WRONG with "Corny AF"?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]And what is WRONG with "Corny AF"? [/B]
It is too corny for me to fully enjoy. You are welcome to it.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Yes. I agree. You have No Joy in your Heart.

Sad Sad Little Shill Boy.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Yes. I agree. You have No Joy in your Heart.

Sad Sad Little Shill Boy. [/B]

No, I do when I see an MCU film but you tend to gravitate towards the kiddie stuff. It makes ssnse since your mind is so infantile.

Flyattractor Senior Member

No. That is just pre programmed Zombie Shill Responses. You have no Free Thought of your own now.

Pathetic Little Shill Boy.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]No. That is just pre programmed Zombie Shill Responses. You have no Free Thought of your own now.

Pathetic Little Shill Boy. [/B]

I do not. I do not like kiddy corny comic book films like Shazam. You do like the child you are.

Senor Cage Senior Member
Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]And what is WRONG with "Corny AF"? [/B]

The movie seems charming to me.

Flyattractor Senior Member

HAHA! You think the Utter Silliness that goes on in the Marvel Movies is ADULT!?

BWHAAHAHAHAH!~

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]HAHA! You think the Utter Silliness that goes on in the Marvel Movies is ADULT!?

BWHAAHAHAHAH!~ [/B]

There are varying degrees but the tone of Shazam is clearly corny and little kiddy. Your mental level syncs up.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Yeah that is probably going to be a case of your Biased Shill Delusional AssHatery.

Pure Quanchi.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Yeah that is probably going to be a case of your Biased Shill Delusional AssHatery.

Pure Quanchi. [/B]

Yoir insults dhow a lack of intelligence you seem to think repeating shill over and over does something. It us simple my team is more successful than your team you being unable to deal with it is a bonus for me.

Flyattractor Senior Member

And your poor typing shows that you are triggering yourself.

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]And your poor typing shows that you are triggering yourself. [/B]
I do not care about you so my typos show I do not really care outside a cursory response.

Shazam is weak.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Your arguments are weak

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Your arguments are weak
 [/B]
Nah, Shazam is. The true Cap would decimate the kid.