I voted Trump, let me tell you why.
Hi, my name is William Robert Sykes or as most people call me Billy Bob. I am a regular American blue collar worker, I'm married to Mai who I met on holiday in Thailand, so I'm not a racist. I love Asian chicks. Some other things I love, the USA, our brave soldiers, Monday Night Football, Coldstone Ice Cream, Pizza, Apple Pie, Wrasslin.
Now I don't pretend America is perfect in fact it ain't I dropped out of high school in 9th grade, but I got a job. I learnt how to chop down trees, and I'm a tree surgeon. The thing I have a problem with is Immigrants, not hot chicks like Mai who love 290lb guys like me, but immigrant men. The ones who come to rape our mothers and sisters, steal our jobs and terrorise our nation.
I ain't a racist man; I'm married to an Asian, just like Donald is married to a Russkie, I ain't racist and I know Donald will make the USA great again. So stop dissing him you liberal ****s.