Re-Cast Your Favorite Character Game!

Started by Nuke Nixon6 pages

Re-cast Charlie's Angels.

A hot, ditzy chick: Hayden Panettiere (27)
A hot ethnic chick: Gal Gadot (32)
A hot chick: Kate Upton (25)

Bosley: George Clooney (56)
Charlie's Voice: Kevin Spacey

Bad guy: Sir Patrick Stewart
Hot Henchwoman: Scarlett Johansson

That is, quite simply, spot on casting.
Right down to Kate Upton (who's in the Barrymore slot) being the thickest Angel.
I've crushed on each female you picked, and even man crushed 2 of the 3 guys!
Great job, Nuke...👆!!!

^^^hahaha!!!

You got me thinking about Rule 63, and, since i couldnt sleep tonight, i spent the time gender bending Lethal Weapon.

So, you wanna, pick a flick and do the same. It was actually kinda fun!

Capt. Murphy-Henrietta Lange
Dr. Stephen Woods-Stephen Moyer

The Chief of homocide decides to pair a potentially psychotic new cop in her department with a cop who's about to retire. The department shrink does not see the logic in this.

Maddie Riggs-Katee Sackhoff
Rhonda Murtaugh-Regina Hall

The rogue cop and her new, unwilling, too old for this shit partner. There WILL be a butt in the moonlight walk from Sackhoff, and a birthday bath scene from Hall.

Michelle Hunsaker-Jane Lynch
Andy Hunsaker-Miles Teller

The death of her son makes Michelle contact old Army buddy Murtaugh, setting things in motion.

The General-Glenn Close
Mrs. Joshua-Heather Graham
Endo-Margaret Cho

These are the bad guys who are going to make life hell for our heroines.
I even threw in the asian torture expert who gets her neck snapped.

Trey Murtaugh-Anthony Anderson
Renaldo Murtaugh-Nadji Jeter
Nicky Murtaugh-Skai Jackson

The kind hearted husband who invites Riggs into the family's home and hearts. The older teenage son who desperately wants Riggs to take advantage of him. The younger teenage daughter who's there to round out the family unit.

That's freaking genius. OK I can do this.

Awesome...!

Rule 63 Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller---> Farrah Bueller: Anne Hathaway
Cameron Frye---> Cameryn Frye: Krysten Ritter
Sloane Peterson---> Sly Peterson: Chris Galya
Ed Rooney---> Edie Rooney: Jane Lynch
Jeanie Bueller---> Johnny Bueller: Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Katie Bueller---> Kaden Bueller: Will Ferrell
Tom Bueller---> Tommi Bueller: Elizabeth Hurley
Grace---> Greg: Louie Anderson

How do you DO this so quick?!?

Also, veeery nice work. Thats a stellar cast!

I saw Jane Lynch on your pics and the whole thing just fell into place.

Ah i LOVE when a build is like that.
That one pick that just sets everything in order!!!

This is what i spent last night doing, instead of sleeping..,🤨

James Franco as Lone Star.
Handsome enough to pull off the character.
Goofy enough to pull off the character.

Jonah Hill as Barf.
Where Franco goes Hill will follow.
These RL buddies will have good chemistry on (acting) and off (smoking weed) screen.

Kevin Hart as Dark Helmet.
Yeah he's over exposed i dont care.
Love him or hate him this would be his role for the taking.
He's even 2" shorter than Rick Moranis!

Jason Bateman as Colonel Sandurz.
Bateman is a solid choice i think.
He's a consumate straight man, able to deliver lines with straight face.

Zooey Deschanel as Princess Vespa.
Can do funny, and is hot when needed. I'd love to see her with those bagels on her head.

Ellen Degeneres as Dot Matrix.
Her voice is distinctive enough to bring the robot to life.
She can hang with comedy, and even ad lib like she did for Dory.

Jon Stewart as Yogurt.
No one can replace Mel Brooks, but this is recasting, so it must be done.
Stewart is Jewish enough to pull off the 'Oy!', and has his own brand of humor so he wont be just trying to imitate.

You nailed that with the hammer of Thor, damn I can't even touch that.

Lack of sleep makes me creative? bangin
Glad you liked it!

In that same vein, recast Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

Oh hell no!
I thought of doing that one the other night (and Blazing Saddles), and as many iconic parts as there are, no one came to mind as 'yeah this guy could be that guy' for me.

If you did it i'd be impressed right off the bat.

Recast Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Going with a mostly British cast
...for a Monty Pythonesque flavor.

Robin: Simon Pegg
Prince John: Eddie Izzard
Marian: Tina Fey
Sheriff: David Tennant
Ahchoo: Donald Glover
Blinkin: Stephen Merchant
Little John: Rory McCann
Will: Chris O'Dowd
Latrine: Catherine Tate
Ahsneeze: Nonso Anozie
King Richard: Steve Coogan
Broomhilde: Dawn French

See?
Thats pretty ****ing TIGHT.
I wouldnt have done that any kinda justice!

Don't sell yourself short, you would have done a good job.