Tips for American driving test?

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Tips for American driving test?

tips anyone?

Surtur Restricted

What country are you from?

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by Surtur
What country are you from?
principality of sealand

Surtur Restricted
Originally posted by Kurk
principality of sealand

How much will it cost me to become a "Lord" there?

walshy Veteran. Wrestler. Hero

When you do the drive by bit, make sure your window is down

Kurk Restricted

Originally posted by Surtur
How much will it cost me to become a "Lord" there?
I paid 200 some dollars for my title of count. Lords are a quarter of it I think.

Surtur Restricted
Originally posted by walshy
When you do the drive by bit, make sure your window is down

Can't take the chance, all that smog and shit drifting from Manchester? F*ck that noise. Not taking chances. Windows closed beyotch.

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Originally posted by Kurk
I paid 200 some dollars for my title of count. Lords are a quarter of it I think.

I'd ask what it takes to become a royal, but I feel I haven't quite yet mastered fully having that sense of undeserved accomplishment.

Flyattractor Senior Member

When you go to get your Driver's License Picture taken do it very drunk. That way if you get pulled over after a night out drinking you will look normal.

WORKS FOR ME!

riv6672 Senior Member

Re: Tips for American driving test?

Originally posted by Kurk
tips anyone?

Have soneone take it for you.

Kurk Restricted

an quality thread with quality advice 🙂

Surtur Restricted

Just be glad in America we don't have those things that are just a circle that you go around and around in. I heard on a Simpsons episode those are dangerous.

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Kurk
an quality thread with quality advice 🙂

There are people that make a living taking driving tests (written and road) for others.
Speaks to all the traffic accidents...😛

Flyattractor Senior Member
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Flyattractor Senior Member

But just think of the freedom that will be open to you once you have that prescious little piece of plastic that says FUG UBER I Kin DRIVE LIKE AN MERICAN FUHHHHYEAH!!!!!!!!

riv6672 Senior Member

Originally posted by Scribble

Is that...Sonic?

Nuke Nixon Senior Member

Here's a tip, if you're in the USA don't drive on the left side.

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Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Here's a tip, if you're in the USA don't drive on the left side.

Unless there are angry protesters on the left side, zing!

Ha I kid I kid. (Not really though)

Flyattractor Senior Member

And if there are...try to be driving one of these...