Worst movies ever

Started by Impediment4 pages

Movie 43 was f*cking hilarious.

Didn't find Movie 43 "f*cking hilarious" but it did have its good moments.

Originally posted by Impediment
Movie 43 was f*cking hilarious.

Movie Producer: " How did you get passed Arnold the security guard?"

Dennis Quaid: " I gave him a blow job."

Movie Producer: " I didn't know Arnold was gay!"

Dennis Quaid: " He isn't. He struggled a lot."

Probably gonna go out and toss the ol' pigskin around today. I can't go until my tuxedo comes back from the cleaners though.

Originally posted by Surtur
Probably gonna go out and toss the ol' pigskin around today. I can't go until my tuxedo comes back from the cleaners though.

What you do with your preserved and cured circumcised foreskin is none of our business, sir.

You are tearing me apart.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
remake or original
Remake

Originally posted by Surtur
You are tearing me apart.

I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

I probably didn't finish it at the time, but I remember not being amused. I think Tom Green was probably the only one amused by the film.

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Originally posted by steverules_2
I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her! I did not! Oh hi Mark

I think you're just afraid to hit her.

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Originally posted by Surtur
I think you're just afraid to hit her.

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Such a talented actor/writer, how did this movie not win an Oscar? Probably read the wrong card

I still cannot see any redeeming value in Pineapple Express. If Apatow and crew had not been a part of it then it likely wouldn't have gotten any kind of notice. Even with Rogen, Franco, and whoever else was in there, it was still garbage. Production value, in that it was filmed on professional equipment, is the only thing that separates it from total amateur-hour fodder.

You obviously weren't high enough.

One that deserves a mention is The Last Airbender. It had such great source material to draw on that I am still flabbergasted at how badly M. Night f***** it up.

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
One that deserves a mention is The Last Airbender. It had such great source material to draw on that I am still flabbergasted at how badly M. Night f***** it up.

M. Night wanted a 3 movie deal from the very start.
Unfortunately he was only given the budget to make one, forcing him to make a generalised version of Last Airbender.

I honestly can't blame a person whose ambition is blocked by obstacles.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
M. Night wanted a 3 movie deal from the very start.
Unfortunately he was only given the budget to make one, forcing him to make a generalised version of Last Airbender.

I honestly can't blame a person whose ambition is blocked by obstacles.

That was hardly the only problem with it though. The casting and characterisation was terrible as well, making fun, light-hearted characters into these serious, miserable downers. He also made some completely unnecessary changes to some things, like how firebending worked, which had no relation to how much screen time he had to tell the story. There are a bunch of problems with the film that would not have been fixed by adding more movies.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
M. Night wanted a 3 movie deal from the very start...

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
There are a bunch of problems with the film that would not have been fixed by adding more movies.

Christ... can you imagine if he had made three of those pieces of shit? The horrors...

Might have been almost as bad as the Hobbit trilogy.. 😂

Let's just agree to disagree then.

I never found the characters to be "miserable downers" & if M. Night wanted a different interpretation of how fire-bending worked then he had every artistic right to do so.

^ Well, why didn't he just stick with his vision and make the first of the three films? That's the way they typically do things anyway. If it's successful then he can make the next one.

Originally posted by Patient_Leech
^ Well, why didn't he just stick with his vision and make the first of the three films? That's the way they typically do things anyway. If it's successful then he can make the next one.

This. Just go ahead with what he had planned. If it had been well-received, and made a bunch of money, there is a very good chance it would have opened the door for more. And, even if there hadn't been more, he would have at least given us one decent Last Airbender movie. But he made a garbage film instead.