Now Leftists hate Beer. God You Guys SUCK!!!!!! · General Discussion Forum

BackFire Blood. It's nature's lube

I'm not a big fan of beer.

meep-meep What are you angry about?

Originally posted by Beniboybling
Beer is the lubricant of the patriarchy.

There is historical precedent and proof of this. Shall I elaborate? I drink beer a lot so I'm unbiased as ****.

Adam Grimes Devil On Your Shoulder

Please do. Sounds interesting as phuck.

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Maybe, maybe not, but there is plenty of weed up there so there is that.....That and wine. Jesus got that covered. Hey! Maybe Jebus is a Looney Lefty!? Looney Lefties got no prob with Wine and Weed. [/B]

Yeah, Jesus was a bit of a commie.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Yeah, Jesus was a bit of a commie.

Actually He wasn't but fuh that noise. We talkin bout how Leftists are a bunch of Elitist Kill Joys.

They can't have fun anymore so no one else should either.

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Actually He wasn't but fuh that noise. We talkin bout how Leftists are a bunch of Elitist Kill Joys.
They can't have fun anymore so no one else should either. [/B]

Jesus really hated capitalism and the rich.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Jesus really hated capitalism and the rich.

Yeah no. That is a twist of facts. You need a good Beer or 20.

ArtificialGlory God-Emperor of Eternity

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Yeah no. That is a twist of facts. You need a good Beer or 20. [/B]

The facts are that at the very least Jesus was a hardcore socialist. One of the only few times he got actually angry at someone, it was rich capitalists.

Beniboybling Worst Member

No, Jesus was a free market conservative. uhuh

Flyattractor Senior Member

We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.

Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!!

Surtur Restricted

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
...only i wasn't implying anything about my own intelligence...but isn't that just another perfect example of your consistent failure at reading comprehension, MP?

Lol dude, you said "I see what you did, he won't though". Explain to me how you aren't more or less saying I won't be able to understand something that you totally can?

Adam Grimes Devil On Your Shoulder

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.
Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!! [/B]

Are you making fun of the alt-right's proneness to believe in stupid conspiracy theories? Lol.

Flyattractor Senior Member

No. Just you.

Surtur Restricted

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]We need to Knock off the Jebus talk before some Anti Religious Mod gets snit picky and moves this to the Religious Forum.
Ohh Wait! I just found another LEFTIST PROGRESSIVE CONSPIRACY!!!! [/B]

Jesus was a good guy though, deserves our praise. Things I admire about Jesus:

-Not a warlord
-Not a guy who banged little kids
-Used magic to make booze
-Not against us eating some bacon every now and again
-Loved strippers

These are all great qualities for a savior to have.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Originally posted by Surtur
Jesus was a good guy though, deserves our praise. Things I admire about Jesus:
-Not a warlord
-Not a guy who banged little kids
-Used magic to make booze
-Not against us eating some bacon every now and again
-Loved strippers
These are all great qualities for a savior to have.

Good List. A list that most Leftist Progressives couldn't get a majority of.