CosmicComet
Senior Member
Here's my stab at some lame ass fan-fiction. haermm
A red caped Warrior is sent flying from Staten Island to the Bronx, by a monstrous green fist.
The warrior gathers herself, a light bit of blood on her lip. But none worse for the wear otherwise.
Her opponent is the Hulk. The most notable rival of the mantle of Thor that she now bears.
The Hulk is confident, but also relaxed. He recalls his rivalry with the previous Thor, a rivalry which dwindled to little more than nostalgia, as a gap as large as a valley formed between them while Hulk amassed power over the years.
This new Thor was different, just as strong as the last, but significantly faster, enough to annoy the Hulk. And quite vicious. Not prone to boastful and sanctimonious speeches in the middle of fighting.
But it matters not. As the 9th sages of carving have foretold, Hulk is Hulk. And forever will be Hulk. But he remains hesitant to end this fight; the Hulk's soft spot for women is well documented in his history.
He runs and tackles Thor, jumping from New York all the way to an uninhabited island near Greenland. No one will be hurt here. They make a huge crater in the snow and granite, as Hulk stands and extends a hand, signaling for her to yield.
Instead she swings with her full might, smacking Hulk square in the jaw with Mjolnir, as her momentum from the swing allows her to roll away to safety. Hulk is now angered. Green blood clenched in his teeth. Thor appears to charge up Mjolnir, and motions to Hulk, baiting him.
Hulk's patience is worn thin by the taunt. His anger surges, and his concerns about the fight were already nonexistent. What could Thor do? A Godblast would take too long, a quick thunderclap would easily counter it and put things back at square one. A soul steal? Would also take too long on a being as fortified as he is. Hulk charges straight ahead with full fury, and just before he reaches her, Thor slams the ground making a portal that Hulk runs right through.
She hastily closes it, and Hulk finds himself floating in the negative zone. Hulk found out something else about this new Thor; She wasn't a prideful fool.