Worst Fan Theories So Far?

What are the absolute rock bottom fan theories you've seen so far?

For me, it's the heap of Snoke speculation, some of which is outright traumatizing.

1. Snoke being Luke

2. Snoke being Vader

3. Snoke being Tarkin

4. Snoke being Mace Windu

5. Snoke being Palpatine

Rey being a Palpatine comes close as well.

Spoiler:
Also Revan's ragdolling being canon. 🙂

Rey Kenobi makes no sense given how short the lives of Kenobi's women tend to be.

I heard one theory about Rey being a reincarnation of Yoda lmao

I mean, the "evidence" for it... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/j-kenji-lopezalt/this-bizarre-star-wars-theory-palpatine-_b_9617828.html

Shit lol. The number one evidence is that she uses stabbing moves like Palpatine. 😂

Revan's ragdolling is canon tbh

On topic, probably Snoke being Windu.

lol Rey having confrontations with the dark side apparently points to her being a Palpatine.

Originally posted by SunRazer
Rey being a Palpatine comes close as well.

Watching the legions of people around the Internet follow these theories like sheep is worst part.

Yeah, the ****ing Snoke theories, man...

Also, there was the Darth Jar Jar theory, whch was stupid, although the evidence for it was quite compelling.

Snoke's a scummy ****er whose characterization needs to improve dramatically in the next two films.

A shallow variant of Palpatine isn't very interesting.

Originally posted by SunRazer
Snoke's a scummy ****er whose characterization needs to improve dramatically in the next two films.

A shallow variant of Palpatine isn't very interesting.

Snoke or Vitiate - who's worse?

Spoiler:
Inb4 they turn out to be the same character in the next movie

Honestly, I prefer Valkorion. Pre-Valk Vitiate probably ranks below Snoke for me.

Originally posted by SunRazer
Snoke's a scummy ****er whose characterization needs to improve dramatically in the next two films.

A shallow variant of Palpatine isn't very interesting.

Rey is the reincarnation of Anakin.

Snoke is the darker half of Anakin's ghost.

Mace Windu survived and became Lando Calrissian(I'm not even joking, someone made this theory); Luke being Kylo, anyone who isn't Plagueis being Snoke.

Lol. You're going to eat sh!t when Rey is revealed to be Palpatine's midichlorian produced daughter. 🙂

Originally posted by MythLord
Mace Windu survived and became Lando Calrissian(I'm not even joking, someone made this theory); Luke being Kylo

Originally posted by slayne
Revan's ragdolling is canon tbh

On topic, probably Snoke being Windu.

As for the OP, all Snoke theories are cancer.

- Snoke being Windu
- Rey being a reincarnated Anakin
- Rey being Obi-Wan's granddaughter

Originally posted by Emperordmb
Again though was Palpatine anything special in ESB?

Probably had more of an impact on me than Snoke, if only because watching Vader bow subserviently left more of an impression than the way Kylo and Hux bickered in front of him.

However, a more apt comparison would be Palpatine in TPM, who still came off better than Snoke.

More importantly, Snoke came after Palpatine. I want them to go a different direction this time rather than have another a holographic machiavellian villain.