Spot that TOR wanker

Started by MythLord3 pages

Originally posted by cs_zoltan
What kind of retarded system is that? In a competition the harder task worth more points, not the other way around.

That's like making free throws worth 3, normal shots 2, and a long shots 1 point in basketball.

Well looks like I triggered someone with this thread. 🙂

Originally posted by MythLord
For Syn? 53

I never thought I'd see the day. :>

You believe Ahsoka to be a better character then Dooku?

No, but this thread is about triggering people... and you, mah friend, got triggered. 🙂

Tbh, seems the one having a breakdown here is you, Myth.

Not the first time either, apparently.

Not sure how you have Dooku > Valk either when you have Revan and Vader at least comparably close.

mmm

Nah, I just like making fun of people.

Anyways, I was joking with the Dooku > Valk thing... I thought that was fairly obvious. The entire thread is just for the lols. 🙂

Only 32 points for me? I feel undervalued. 🙁

Originally posted by MythLord
Well looks like I triggered someone with this thread. 🙂

Dooku ~ Revan
Kyp > Revan/NoVitiate in the Force.

Dooku beats Valkorion for the following reasons:

Comparably powerful

When Yoda confronted Dooku in hangar on Geonosis, Fact File noted this about the situation:

The old Master was so accomplished in every aspect of the Force that until the Battle of Geonosis he had rarely needed to resort to his weapon. When he did, he proved as masterful with it as without.

The quote makes very special note of Yoda's Force power and that he uses it over his lightsaber almost always. It also states that against Dooku, he needed to resort to lightsaber combat, meaning that he could not defeat Dooku with the Force. This means Dooku is powerful enough not to be ragdolled by Yoda and that any application of telekinesis or any other power on the old Master's part would fail in bringing down Dooku.

This can be turned against Valkorion in the following manner: if Dooku is comparable to Yoda in appliccable power, then he is also comparable to RotS Darth Sidious, who is the most powerful dark side Force user up to his time, and canonically above Valkorion. And even if the Valkorion supporters try to twist their way around these accolades, Sidious also has Valkorion far outclassed in the feat department in almost every category: superior Drain, superior Lightning, superior TP etc. And if Sidious isn't winning on the merit of his power alone, then neither is Valkorion by a long shot.

Dooku doesn't have to be more powerful than Valkorion; all that matters is that he is comparable, and with the aforementioned revelation, he most certainly is.

Far better combatant

Valkorion is a horrible combatant when it comes to personal combat. A full analysis can be found here and here.

Dooku does not need much to kill Valkorion honestly; a doppelgänger to distract him and a saber throw to the face would do the trick. Valkorion is such a terrible fighter that even with his power advantage (over most beings) is sometimes rendered null by his sheer incompetency. And Dooku here happens to be one of the most skilled combatants ever, and comparably powerful to Valkorion.

He wins 🙂

I legit can't tell if you're baiting or being serious when you say that RotS Sidious "far outclasses" Valkorion in feats, Az.

Originally posted by slayne
I legit can't tell if you're baiting or being serious when you say that RotS Sidious "far outclasses" Valkorion in feats, Az.

Yeah, I was genuinely serious about that.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f6/t641234.html

Many of those feats he was already capable of during RotS.

Originally posted by slayne
I legit can't tell if you're baiting or being serious when you say that RotS Sidious "far outclasses" Valkorion in feats, Az.

His essay is filled with hyperbolic interpretations and over-the-top assumptions. That is what you get from someone who tends to ignore context and greater realities.

I am preparing a counter-response for it. 🙂

Originally posted by S_W_LeGenD
His essay is filled with hyperbolic interpretations and over-the-top assumptions. That is what you get from someone who tends to ignore context and greater realities.

I am preparing a counter-response for it. 🙂

Zoltan is awarded 152 points for: Spotting! That! TOR WANKER!

Should be proud; he caught a big fish today.

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Zoltan gets an extra 50 points, as well. 👆

You should be proud cs_zoltan. I want you to win. 👆

Spoiler:
rigging

Originally posted by MythLord
Zoltan is awarded 152 points for: Spotting! That! [B]TOR WANKER!

Should be proud; he caught a big fish today. [/B]

"You're a fish."

az, how do you reconcile that with sids ragdolling dooku from across the galaxy?