Happy Extinction Day To Abomination Bada

To Scales Provolone,

[b]I hope an asteroid turns your scaled carcass into a Cajun delicacy on this your birthday!!! [/B]

Raptors are worthless other than jerky. And being that they're actually rather small(JURASSIC PARK lied to us), they're not very good for that.

But happy hatch day ya knee high lizard!!

Originally posted by LordofBrooklyn
[B]To Scales Provolone,

[b]I hope an asteroid turns your scaled carcass into a Cajun delicacy on this your birthday!!! [/B] [/B]

Originally posted by Badabing
Dog of Jor El...KNEEL before LiZod!

Originally posted by Delta1938
Raptors are worthless other than jerky. And being that they're actually rather small(JURASSIC PARK lied to us), they're not very good for that.

But happy hatch day ya knee high lizard!!

Happy B-day again, you old reptile.

What did your favourite son (Pr) get you, btw? Batman comics? Hulk action figure? Jurassic Park collection on Blu-ray?

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Neutered LoB?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Happy B-day again, you old reptile.

What did your favourite son (Pr) get you, btw? Batman comics? Hulk action figure? Jurassic Park collection on Blu-ray?

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Neutered LoB?

he'd have had to have had something to neuter in the first place.

Maybe cut his vocal cords, then?

Originally posted by Badabing
Jurassic Park is a documentary!

It's a techno-thriller that got it wrong.

http://www.livescience.com/23922-velociraptor-facts.html

A member of the Dromaeosauridae family of small- to medium-sized birdlike dinosaurs, Velociraptor was roughly the size of a small turkey and smaller than others in this family of dinosaurs

You're the size of a turkey.....a small one. Stop trying to fool us. You're the LoB of your family.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Maybe cut his vocal cords, then?

👆

I could lend you my Wolverine gloves, but you'll probably do fine with those new optic blast goggles. Just remember to charge them to full when it's sunny.

Enough of this asskissing.

Let's talk more about my beautiful face.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
I could lend you my Wolverine gloves, but you'll probably do fine with those new optic blast goggles. Just remember to charge them to full when it's sunny.

😂