Which boxing match is sexier?

or

Based on those pics?

It's like asking which is more pleasurable, having your fingernails ripped out or being kicked repeatedly in the balls.

Wait...Jake do you find any of those pictures you posted sexy?

So Jake is a closet gay, no wonder he's angry all the time.

Nah, I think he's... herosexual

Or maybe boxsexual?

One or the other. Idk. They both work vaguely as puns.