You get super powers profit vs non profit

Started by Flyattractor3 pages

Oh I would love to meet the loser that would choose Hitman's Powers in this scenario. I would make Garth Ennis eat the remains before I did something even WORSE to him.

Surfer

Originally posted by deathslash
and then you get punked by Hitman......

Another question, do you just get this character's powers or also their enemies?

No, no enemies. You will be the only superpowered being on the planet .

The only way there could be more superpowered beings is if you decide and have the knowledge and capabilities to give super powers to others

Thor.

I'd leave Earth and look for other shit. Earth is boring, who cares about what's going on here.

Originally posted by carver9
Surfer

Carver chose the guy with no dick!

LOL!

💃

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
I will be Superman.

And I will get rid of "world governments" per say.

No more countries but a single nation.

As for profit I will only live comfortably based basically on a Donation salary. Won't ask for money. Will use my powers to try to better the living conditions of everybody.

Will not supress freedom of speech even if they dislike my policies.
If humanity decides I am not the best solution I will step aside, but will still try to help to improve the lifes of everybody on earth.

If you were superman why would you live off donatio s?? A little xray vision of a part of earth not owned by anyone that has some minerals of worth like gold and you dig it up. Even easier grap some coal and turn it into diamonds in seconds.

As for the o e nation thi g you'd end up causing a lat of death as those with nationalist tendancies rebelled against your dictatorial ways. As Digi said there is no way anyone can control the masses in a way they would accept.

Id take the powers of a mystic (Dr Fate or Strange) conjure what ever I needed to support myself and then nudge political heads of state to act in the worldsbest interest (making sure they knew what ramifications of their decisions were but ultimately leaving them to make the final decision. Thats what's actually best for all.

I wouldn't profit, and I wouldn't take over the world.

I'd be more like insane Genis-Vell then anything. (Which would probably inadvertantly cause quite a few wars 👆 )

Just to elaborate on the above. There needs to be another side of the coin for the good to have meaning. Without bad things hiw dk we feel joy or appreciate what is worth appreciation. We dont. Mankind has to have the possibility of doing it wrong to appreciate the results of doing it right. If the decision is made for them then theres no worth in it.

And now I relinquish my soap box

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Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Carver chose the guy with no dick!

LOL!

💃 [/B]

Matter manipulate.

Originally posted by beatboks
If you were superman why would you live off donatio s?? A little xray vision of a part of earth not owned by anyone that has some minerals of worth like gold and you dig it up. Even easier grap some coal and turn it into diamonds in seconds.

As for the o e nation thi g you'd end up causing a lat of death as those with nationalist tendancies rebelled against your dictatorial ways. As Digi said there is no way anyone can control the masses in a way they would accept.

Id take the powers of a mystic (Dr Fate or Strange) conjure what ever I needed to support myself and then nudge political heads of state to act in the worldsbest interest (making sure they knew what ramifications of their decisions were but ultimately leaving them to make the final decision. Thats what's actually best for all.

Yes probably

Originally posted by carver9
Matter manipulate.

A.k.a. a cosmic strap on.

Surfer never whipped fully functional organic beings out of thin air.

Scans of surfer creating fully functioning dildos via matter manipulation?

Originally posted by carver9
Matter manipulate.

Ya gotta have the Matter to Man-ipulate It!

The silver coating can be withdrawn on a whim, unless you want to read a series with the main guy's d!ck swinging around (nttawwt)

Or he can change into resembling anything he wants down to the flesh. you can even argue he can take on the biological aspects of any form he desires, human being alien to his Zenn-lavian biology ( 😖hifty: ). He also innocently scans then replicates every item a nearby man has on his person including a working lighter, gift, exact currency (and presumably id cards) and working watch, all things his culture seemingly has done away with long ago so he has no previous experience with them.

If I had Thor's powers?

I would probably tear down all world religions and become the god of Earth.

Re: You get super powers profit vs non profit

Originally posted by Rao Kal El
You get the superpowers of your favorite hero.

Will you profit out of them or will you help with out expecting anything in exchange?

Also will you try to take over the world? Will you interfere on country politics? What will be the world like under you with superpowers?

id take Madison Jeffries power

id make a lot of money as an artist and inventor and use the money

after while id probably use most of my profits to better the world by throwing money because that's really the only thing people caring/moving

in the real world without supervillains I wouldn't feel compelled to be a hero outright because military and government reasons and I don't necessarily feel my morality should be imposed and no one should know I have this power so they wont be asking.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
The silver coating can be withdrawn on a whim, unless you want to read a series with the main guy's d!ck swinging around (nttawwt)

Or he can change into resembling anything he wants down to the flesh. you can even argue he can take on the biological aspects of any form he desires, human being alien to his Zenn-lavian biology ( 😖hifty: ). He also innocently scans then replicates every item a nearby man has on his person including a working lighter, gift, exact currency (and presumably id cards) and working watch, all things his culture seemingly has done away with long ago so he has no previous experience with them.

👆

I have seen that actually.

There are at least two takes on Surfers powers. One is that he has a silver coat on top of his body and the other one is that he is actually made out of silver with out any human organs but just a mass of silver pretty much like the t1000.

But yeah by the scans you posted he will be able to creates a fully functioning sexual organ or just take out his silver coating and be zenn lanian again.

Why is it assumed he doesn't have sexual organs, though? He's drawn the same way all males are in comics for obvious reasons. The scans are just to illustrate that even if he didn't he could grant himself whatever he doesn't have including someone's entire identity and bank account

Originally posted by psycho gundam
Why is it assumed he doesn't have sexual organs, though? He's drawn the same way all males are in comics for obvious reasons. The scans are just to illustrate that even if he didn't he could grant himself whatever he doesn't have including someone's entire identity and bank account

We are just joking with the enuch thing. I think it's obvious.