Superman vs. Dracula (with a twist)

Both powerless.

Clark wins. W/o powers Dracula is a corpse.

Assuming they both have their prime bodies I'd say Dracula wins as he should have way more fighting experience.

Originally posted by byrdgang21
Clark wins. W/o powers Dracula is a corpse.

Assuming they both have their prime bodies I'd say Dracula wins as he should have way more fighting experience.

😖hifty: Superman spent 1,000 years in Asgard fighting in a war.

Originally posted by byrdgang21
Clark wins. W/o powers Dracula is a corpse.

W/o powers, Clark dies under normal conditions, too.

*sigh*

Humanized Superman, humanized Drac. Better?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
W/o powers, Clark dies under normal conditions, too.

*sigh*

Humanized Superman, humanized Drac. Better?

Does Drac still get his army of bats and wolves or any adamantium katana 😄 😄

He needs those only against worthy foes.

Supes is more like a z-lister trying his luck.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He needs those only against worthy foes.

Supes is more like a z-lister trying his luck.

Logan is still dead.

And he still has more fans across the globe than USupes 👆

USupes is getting raped by dwarves outside of US-verse.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
And he still has more fans across the globe than USupes 👆

USupes is getting raped by dwarves outside of US-verse.

Not entirely sure what you're talking about, but I'm not surprised you have a fetish for dwarves raping people. 😗

Kryptonians ain't people.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Kryptonians ain't people.

So you have a fetish for dwarves having anal with other species. 😬

Wait.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Parm, post your sister's nudes here.

We won't share anywhere else, you know you can fully trust us.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't change the subject. You can PM me if the rest of KMC don't deserve her pics.

I'll send pics of my sisters as soon as they become legal 😉

Originally posted by Delta1938
So. Stilt plans on taking nude pics of his sisters.....OR he already does, but keeps them secret since they're still jailbait. Nothing abnormal at allllllllllllll.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

mhmm Business as usual.

Don't worry, you'll get those those pics too.

You just need to admit that you always used Superman comics for wiping your ass.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't worry, you'll get those those pics too.

You just need to admit that you always used Superman comics for wiping your ass.

😆

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Don't worry, you'll get those those pics too.

You just need to admit that you always used Superman comics for wiping your ass.

You can't do that anymore unless you want to wipe your ass with your digital tablet.

Last time I tried didn't clean anything. My ass was all pasty with poop