That, and the hilarious pictures that accompany them.
But mainly the fetish thing. I don't give my consent for you to use my posts as wank material, but I can well imagine that you would do so furtively, possibly whilst ringing a boxing bell.
Your earnestness is also hilarious. You post how much you hate XYZ sites.....but keep going to them. Like you're a special person that they should embrace and welcome, even though by your own admission, you have tastes outside the norm.