I desperately hate modern society.

Someone should just kill everyone on this mother****ing earth, I'm tired of this shit.

You're the one with the major mental problems Jake, the rest of us are just fine and dandy.

If you're tired why don't you take a nap?

I agree. This planet SUCKS! LETS GET THE GENOCIDE FUN STARTED!!!!!!! YEEEEHAAAWWW!!!!!!!!

Where is an asteroid traveling at relativistic speeds when you need one?!

The odds of an asteroid hitting...

NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!

Ok Jake, have it your way.

Well you're in luck because we're all going to die eventually.

But if you can't wait that long then why should everyone else die and not just you?

To get away from his whiny butt?

I'll bet when he was visiting 4chan someone must have told him to "an hero"

Be the hero you were destined to be Jake.

You vist 4Chan enough to know what kind of Sayings they have over there Nuke?

Sad... Just Sad.

I'm everywhere.

Just like a bad case of Herpes.

Yeah and you can't get rid of me either.