Lord Lucien
Lets all love Lain
Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
Where is it stated in the bible that God didn't create evolution?
Have you ever combed through the Bible looking for the passage that says God didn't create Micro Machines? I haven't found it yet, so that means he invented them. And even though there's also no passage saying he DID create Micro Machines, I just prefer to stick with the part that fits my chosen narrative.
Remember in Genesis 1-11, when God say: "Let the earth bring for grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit..."
Or 1-20 when God: "Let the water bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth..."
Or 1-21 when God: "created great whales, and every living creature that moveth..."
They just got to pop in outta nowhere. Grass didn't evolve until 55 million years ago. Whale ancestors didn't go back into water until 5-6 million years later. Nevermind the "fowl" and "literally the rest, we couldn't be bothered to name anything beyond fowl and whales." They got to skip 4.5 billion years of the planet's history. 4 billion of which had some form of life here.
F*cking Guy skipped right over evolving the creatures and just said "Here, take 'em as is." Literally the first chapter of the Old Testament put the kibosh on evolution.