Kingdom Hearts series is garbage

Take the Disney/Square characters and the weeobo keyblade crap out of it, and it's objectively a crap game series.

Obvious troll is obvious.

You're garbage

Originally posted by Arachnid1
You're garbage

So, why is it garbage? I've never played any games in the series. Due to reviews, particularly the second one, I'm moderately anticipating the third since the combat was supposed to be pretty good in the second.

Originally posted by Delta1938
So, why is it garbage? I've never played any games in the series. Due to reviews, particularly the second one, I'm moderately anticipating the third since the combat was supposed to be pretty good in the second.

Mostly gameplay. It's a poor man's Zelda hybrid, just very clunky to play. Random encounters are awful too, very repetitive and lacking variety. If anyone calls the second "good", it's only by comparison of the first which was downright awful. But the second is in no way GOOD.. It's obviously no action hack and slash ninja gaiden/bayonetta/dmc awesomeness (Not that anyone expects that in this type of game), but it's also nowhere comparable to a Zelda OOT/Windwaker experience, either.

About the closest I ever got in KH1 and KH2 to having "fun" was some of the optional bosses, but half the time you're fighting the camera and controls as much as the enemy.

Originally posted by cdtm
Mostly gameplay. It's a poor man's Zelda hybrid, just very clunky to play. Random encounters are awful too, very repetitive and lacking variety. If anyone calls the second "good", it's only by comparison of the first which was downright awful. But the second is in no way GOOD.. It's obviously no action hack and slash ninja gaiden/bayonetta/dmc awesomeness (Not that anyone expects that in this type of game), but it's also nowhere comparable to a Zelda OOT/Windwaker experience, either.

About the closest I ever got in KH1 and KH2 to having "fun" was some of the optional bosses, but half the time you're fighting the camera and controls as much as the enemy.

I read the combat, at least for 2, compared to GOD OF WAR. Never heard the game compared to ZELDA before. If they have a demo I'll give it a try. And if you hated the first so much, why did you play the second?

Maybe he was hoping the second game was to improve on first game?

Originally posted by cdtm
Mostly gameplay. It's a poor man's Zelda hybrid

kh sucks.

lol comparing this shit to Zelda.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The combat was much better than any Zelda released at the time, consider suicide. 👆

Nah, i'll just stick with good games.. 😛

And tbth, Zelda's gameplay isn't anything to write home abour either, but at least you can usually do what you mean to do when you want to do it.

Originally posted by cdtm
Nah, i'll just stick with good games.. 😛

And tbth, Zelda's gameplay isn't anything to write home abour either, but at least you can usually do what you mean to do when you want to do it.

Originally posted by Jmanghan
What the **** are you on about?

What I said I'm on about. 😛

You can, say, platform jump just fine in a Zelda game, instead of missing horribly like in KH1's Wonderland area..

You can time counters in Windwaker, instead of getting hit constantly by Sephiroth and so relying on cheap tactics because the jump mechanics are terrible..

Originally posted by cdtm
I'm bad at the game

So he's terrible at a game, So therefore the game is shit

great logic.

This should be cdtm right now:

Take away with Disney and Square nonsense, and they're objectively mediocre.

Keep the characters in, and they just suck like 4chan weeaboo's. 😛

Originally posted by NemeBro
This should be cdtm right now:

Originally posted by Delta1938
So, why is it garbage? I've never played any games in the series. Due to reviews, particularly the second one, I'm moderately anticipating the third since the combat was supposed to be pretty good in the second.

Well if you haven't played Kingdom Hearts I and II...and Chain of Memories, Coded, 358/2 Days, Birth by Sleep, and Dream Drop Distance...and maybe X...then you'll probably be completely lost in Kingdom Hearts III.

Originally posted by cdtm
Take away the* Disney and Square nonsense,

Then you're left with literally nothing.

and they're objectively mediocre.

Basis for "objectivity"? This happens too often for me not to ask.

Keep the characters in, and they just suck like 4chan weeaboo's. 😛

Seriously, though, this is about as basic and meaningless a statement as could be said on the subject (as in something I would expect of said 4chan users). Surely, you can do better. mmm