MCU punisher vs John McCain

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MCU punisher vs John McCain

Fight is set on a warehouse roof at night. Punisher has 2 shotguns and Jason Bourne has 2 pistols. Who wins?

What weapons does John McCain have?

Originally posted by Silent Master
What weapons does John McCain have?

A butter knife

So this is a fight between Punisher, Jason Bourne and our former Presidential candidate?

I made a mistake with the title. Meant to say Jason Bourne.

So it's Jason Bourne vs. John McCain?

No. It's Punisher vs Jason Bourne

How does one confuse Jason Bourne with John McCain?

Bump

In all seriousness, from all his movie feats I think Bourne can just absorb whatever he gets hit with and beat Frank down. It won't be quick, but it'll happen.

Would have been funnier if it had actually been John McCain.