Vamp vs Mr. Miyagi · Movie Versus Forum

I don't know if I'm going crazy or what, but IMO there's no phucking way that old doof would be able to compete with the legit super humans you guys are putting him against.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

It's because h1 keeps claiming he's the unstoppable dude, and he keeps arguing in favor of him when it's clear he loses.

Khazra Reborn Champion of Midgard

Figures.

John Murdoch Senior Member

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Wtf is with all these Mr. Miyagi threads? He is the wax on wax off old man from Karate Kid, correct?
I don't know if I'm going crazy or what, but IMO there's no phucking way that old doof would be able to compete with the legit super humans you guys are putting him against.

Solid47 makes bait threads for a dude named DexxPlanet, like something insane spite like Darth Vader with all feats from the movies, comics, and Legends vs. Joel from Last of Us.

Which is fine by me, as the back-and-forth is HILARIOUS. Makes my day every time a new one gets put up. All we're waiting on now is Dexx to enter the arena.

Surtur Restricted

Lol Vamp beats the shit out of Miyagi, then he kicks Daniel in the nuts for good measure.

KingD19 Shai-Gen's Enigmatic Wong

Vamp literally dances them to death.

Dexx-Planet86 **********

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol Vamp beats the shit out of Miyagi, then he kicks Daniel in the nuts for good measure.

vamp isnt even a bullettimer. being a bullettimer doesnt make you peak human either, elektra once sliced a bullet in half and she still isnt a peak human

vamp cannot even react to subsonic projectiles and got hilariously tagged by a sniper rifle in mgs2 them an arrow would be too much for him. miyagi casually catched a arrow and arrows flies faster than 350mph. considering vamp cannot even bullettime them he cannot even touch an fired arrow let alone catching, miyagi would be too fast for him

vamp and raiden are too slow in comparison to yoda, boyka and frank martin them dre would be too much for them. dre was making superhuman wirefu flips that makes yoda and boyka look slow and lame as fuck. given tzeentch said that snake, raiden and vamp are slow and telegraphed as shit in comparison to yoda. watch again snake and vamps moves are ridiculously slow and straightfoward in comparison to dre you doesnt even need to be world class master to realize that yoda and dre are much faster than snake and vamp. dre would be too fast for them, and dre is nowhere near close to miyagi and han who steamrolled through cheng and johnny

raiden is no better than any martial artist hell not even that since he got wtfpwned by jetstream sam. martial arts takes long time to develop because you need to develop your motor function. if sam is too much for raiden and vamp them a overweight taekondo instructor kyle and stuart from die hard would be too much for them and none of these two are nowhere near close to miyagi and han

blitzing two average garbage fighters with zero reflexes is not impressive, han steamrolled 10 kung fu students that where displaying superhuman wirefu acrobatics without getting touched. considering johnny_nemesis and enemybird from comicvine said that snake and vamp cannot beat daniel them miyagi would trash them while being cuffed and blindfolded

snake was too slow to dodge a bullet here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teCThkuU1sk (2:53) 😂

mr miyagi casually catched a arrow and arrows moves faster than 250mph

since snake and vamp are too slow to dodge bullets either them they cannot dodge or react to arrows either

daniel and dre rips his eyes off and knocks vamps skulls off together with crane and flip kick . superb motor coordinations and arrow catching reflexes are too much for individuals unable to bullettime

come back when vamp and snake can bullettime 😂

Dexx-Planet86 **********

Originally posted by John Murdoch
Solid47 makes bait threads for a dude named DexxPlanet, like something insane spite like Darth Vader with all feats from the movies, comics, and Legends vs. Joel from Last of Us.
Which is fine by me, as the back-and-forth is HILARIOUS. Makes my day every time a new one gets put up. All we're waiting on now is Dexx to enter the arena.

but johnny_nemesis from gamefaqs and dexxstar from comicvine said that snake cannot beat daniel and that vamp would get blitzed and curbstomped by bourne so everyones arguments here supporting vamp is invalid

Dexx-Planet86 **********

Originally posted by Khazra Reborn
Wtf is with all these Mr. Miyagi threads? He is the wax on wax off old man from Karate Kid, correct?
I don't know if I'm going crazy or what, but IMO there's no phucking way that old doof would be able to compete with the legit super humans you guys are putting him against.

watch the vids above vamp and raiden are too slow in comparison to yoda, boyka and frank martin.if these guys are too fast for vamp them dre would trash them instantly. dre was making superhuman wirefu flips that makes yoda and boyka look slow and lame as ****. snake and vamps moves are ridiculously telegraphed and straightfoward in comparison to dre you doesnt even need to be world class master to realize that yoda and dre are much faster than snake and vamp.

John Murdoch Senior Member

Originally posted by Dexx-Planet86
but johnny_nemesis from gamefaqs and dexxstar from comicvine said that snake cannot beat daniel and that vamp would get blitzed and curbstomped by bourne so everyones arguments here supporting vamp is invalid

Touche. The citations put Miyagi over the top once again.

Well done, sir.

Dexx-Planet86 **********

Originally posted by KingD19
Vamp literally dances them to death.

but corvo_attano from moviecodec said that ezio would trash snake and vamp. and tzeentch said that yoda and dre would trash raiden. so your arguments are invalid

considering snake, vamp and big pussy cannot even bullettime them miyagi who effortlessly catched arrows would be too much for them

ezio got hilariously tagged by an arrow in revelations and got overwhelmed by templar soldiers who massively pales in comparion to johnny and cheng who are fodders to miyagi. big pussy got trainwrecked by cunnighan and got tagged by 150fps arrow and i wouldnt put snake above big pussy either so he cannot dodge a 150fps arrow either

miyagi,han and bourne>>>>>>>>daniel and dre>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>yoda>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>movie extras fodders>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ezio>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>templar soldiers>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>herpes>>>>>>snake and big pussy. problem 😂