The Bucket List

That sounds suspiciously like communism, -5 conservative points to you, Sir.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
That would be a neat trick.

Damn, I figured more people would have had similar things on their bucket list. I feel awkward now, boy is my face red(it's orphan blood, I'm not actually blushing).

Well the medical community is doing interesting things with stem cells, I imagine people are waiting for that to grant them their immortality.

Shouldn't take too long, provided Planned Parenthood is kept funded so they can donate the required materials... (blood of orphans)

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
Well the medical community is doing interesting things with stem cells, I imagine people are waiting for that to grant them their immortality.

Shouldn't take too long, provided Planned Parenthood is kept funded so they can donate the required materials... (blood of orphans)

Oh and they are legit doing "give older people blood from younger people to revitalize them" type of shit too lol. First it was done with rats, and now people.

I still say they should go full on Logan's Run and deal with old people before they get so old their quality of life goes south. Like you hit 65 your hand crystal starts glowing and you volunteer to go out with a bang.

This is all gonna lead to an elderly millionaire kidnapping the local children in order to prolong his life.

Simpsons did it.

Also, pretty sure that's why Trump had so many kids.

Trump can just prove he has DONE IT more times then Nuke.

Well duh, he's like 20 years older and rich. Works in an industry where models and actresses and other hot chicks are everywhere... stands to reason he's boned the population of a small city by now.

That and he leaves the house more then once a month.

As many death threats as he gets that's pretty dumb.

That is what a BUCKET List is for.

#95 Try to figure out Fly's type of logic.

#94 Draw nipples on the Statue of Liberty.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
#95 Try to figure out Fly's type of logic.

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#93 Live long enough to join Starfleet Academy

#92 Pilot a shuttle out past Orion

#91 Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight

#90 Bullseye womp rats in my T-16

#89 Have a shoot-out during a car chase