Triggered: Stories to make you mad.

Started by snowdragon922 pages

Originally posted by Emperordmb
No I had a pilonidal cyst so yesterday I had a surgeon cut open the top part of my asscrack and remove a lot of flesh. I'm now on a decent amount of painkiller, and when I washed the open wound (which they're leaving open so it'll "heal right"😉 blood started going everywhere and my shower looked like the shower in Psycho.

That surgery was a real pain in the ass.

Sounds like you need to move around more, literally get up and move more.

Yeah **** the EU so hard.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
No I had a pilonidal cyst so yesterday I had a surgeon cut open the top part of my asscrack and remove a lot of flesh. I'm now on a decent amount of painkiller, and when I washed the open wound (which they're leaving open so it'll "heal right"😉 blood started going everywhere and my shower looked like the shower in Psycho.

That surgery was a real pain in the ass.

this story made me mad, by ruining my dinner 😘

If that bothered you the story of the little old lady who swallowed a fly might trouble you some as well.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
No I had a pilonidal cyst so yesterday I had a surgeon cut open the top part of my asscrack and remove a lot of flesh. I'm now on a decent amount of painkiller, and when I washed the open wound (which they're leaving open so it'll "heal right"😉 blood started going everywhere and my shower looked like the shower in Psycho.

That surgery was a real pain in the ass.

Everything was worth it just to read the last sentence. hehehe

I was too lazy to watch the EU video. Could someone sum up what they're doing?

Originally posted by Emperordmb
No I had a pilonidal cyst so yesterday I had a surgeon cut open the top part of my asscrack and remove a lot of flesh. I'm now on a decent amount of painkiller, and when I washed the open wound (which they're leaving open so it'll "heal right"😉 blood started going everywhere and my shower looked like the shower in Psycho.

That surgery was a real pain in the ass.


You should stop sitting so much, fatass.

Did they give you any of the good stuff? 🙂

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]...And back on Thread Course...

YouTube video [/B]

Lol I think what needs to be banned is the EU.

MS-Sen: Dem challenger and his wife donated to his GOP opponent last year

Lol.

Originally posted by Emperordmb
No I had a pilonidal cyst so yesterday I had a surgeon cut open the top part of my asscrack and remove a lot of flesh. I'm now on a decent amount of painkiller, and when I washed the open wound (which they're leaving open so it'll "heal right"😉 blood started going everywhere and my shower looked like the shower in Psycho.

That surgery was a real pain in the ass.

Be glad you could shower. After my surgeries I couldn't for 2 weeks. They gave me this body wash stuff instead.

Yesterday I had an MRI and had to get an IV just to do it cuz I got metal in my back and stuff.

Originally posted by Surtur
Be glad you could shower. After my surgeries I couldn't for 2 weeks. They gave me this body wash stuff instead.

Yesterday I had an MRI and had to get an IV just to do it cuz I got metal in my back and stuff.

I thought you were a healthy, stronk, muscular, truck-driving, bare-chested horseback riding alpha male conservative, not someone burdened with health problems. In that case you would be weak and join the leftists in pursing state-funded healthcare.

Originally posted by Kurk
I thought you were a healthy, stronk, muscular, truck-driving, bare-chested horseback riding alpha male conservative, not someone burdened with health problems. In that case you would be weak and join the leftists in pursing state-funded healthcare.

I drive a tesla truck with a constant IV hook up of soy products flowing into my body. That is how real men do it now.

The truck, btw, is powered by a combo of electricity and the adrenal fluid of Elon Musk.

Originally posted by Surtur
I drive a tesla truck with a constant IV hook up of soy products flowing into my body. That is how real men do it now.

Is it a Stick or Auto?

This is too funny:

Trump demanded biased FBI agent be fired – he’s just been escorted from the FBI building

Best part is the lawyer saying this:

“Pete has steadfastly played by the rules and respected the process, and yet he continues to be the target of unfounded personal attacks, political games and inappropriate information leaks. All of this seriously calls into question the impartiality of the disciplinary process, which now appears tainted by political influence.”

Yep, he's whining about people not being impartial and the process being tainted. This isn't an article from The Onion.

Lol too funny:

SPLC agrees to $3.3 million settlement over its ‘Field Guide to Anti-Muslim Extremists’

"The apology says in part, “Since we published the Field Guide, we have taken the time to do more research…”

This is disturbing given how much power the group has. Some people take the SPLC as fact. Major companies like google use them as a source. It goes beyond the realm of mere opinion at that point.

And yes: since this happened over a dozen other places are now considering suing the SPLC. Good.

Just saw a commercial for heart meds. It was apparently something that affected whites, but they decided to make this "race inclusiveness" message.

Why would a pharmacy television ad even worry about SJW messages? Because the only people who can afford the dammed med are rich left leaning whites? Or are they actually worried about being labeled "anti progressive" by SJW's, even though all they do is sell meds?

Originally posted by cdtm
Just saw a commercial for heart meds. It was apparently something that affected whites, but they decided to make this "race inclusiveness" message.

Why would a pharmacy television ad even worry about SJW messages? Because the only people who can afford the dammed med are rich left leaning whites? Or are they actually worried about being labeled "anti progressive" by SJW's, even though all they do is sell meds?

There are heart conditions only white people get?

Damn. That's such a privilege.

Originally posted by Surtur
This is too funny:

Trump demanded biased FBI agent be fired – he’s just been escorted from the FBI building

Best part is the lawyer saying this:

[b]“Pete has steadfastly played by the rules and respected the process, and yet he continues to be the target of unfounded personal attacks, political games and inappropriate information leaks. All of this seriously calls into question the impartiality of the disciplinary process, which now appears tainted by political influence.”

Yep, he's whining about people not being impartial and the process being tainted. This isn't an article from The Onion. [/B]

This is very scary stuff from that FBI Agent:

"[Trump’s] not ever going to become President, right? Right?!" read a text from Page to Strzok.

"No. No he’s not. We’ll stop it," Strzok responded.

Soooo...the mainstream media would have us believe that the major story is about Russian collusion when we have plenty of treason we need to address at home. To me, the above is far scarier than backroom business details Trump and co. were making before and after the election.

If Trump is guilty of collusion, arrest him. Jail him. If the FBI Agent is guilty of treason, arrest him, jail him. I wouldn't suggest we execute him. But a person of his position has to be held to a higher standard.

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is very scary stuff from that FBI Agent:

Soooo...the mainstream media would have us believe that the major story is about Russian collusion when we have plenty of treason we need to address at home. To me, the above is far scarier than backroom business details Trump and co. were making before and after the election.

If Trump is guilty of collusion, arrest him. Jail him. If the FBI Agent is guilty of treason, arrest him, jail him. I wouldn't suggest we execute him. But a person of his position has to be held to a higher standard.

And also it's incorrect that the IG said there was no bias. He did lol. He just said he found no evidence the bias impacted the outcome. Comey is also now being investigated for his memos potentially containing something classified.

The IG contradicted the director of the FBI..as he was sitting right next to him. It's insane. This is TDS.

Now imagine if Trump had lost. We would not know any of this.

Oh btw that text wasn't even provided to the IG by the FBI lol. He had to use some kind of forensic tech to get it off Strzoks phone.

The IG also said he does not think the FBI has given all the texts. Think about that for a second. He's more or less calling them liars.