Triggered: Stories to make you mad.

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So this undercover FBI agent, his job is to just pretend he's a scalper selling Broadway tickets? Shitty gig, imo.

Originally posted by BackFire
So this undercover FBI agent, his job is to just pretend he's a scalper selling Broadway tickets? Shitty gig, imo.

He was posing as some real estate guy...I'm pretty sure politicians can't accept bribes lol.

Originally posted by BackFire
So this undercover FBI agent, his job is to just pretend he's a scalper selling Broadway tickets? Shitty gig, imo.
Lock those scalpers up. This offends Surt who is in his basement with his 1980 tv.

Originally posted by BackFire
So this undercover FBI agent, his job is to just pretend he's a scalper selling Broadway tickets? Shitty gig, imo.

Probably pissed off his superior. "That's it, Johnson, you're on undercover scalper duty!"

Originally posted by quanchi112
Lock those scalpers up. This offends Surt who is in his basement with his 1980 tv.

TBF, that TV looks to be from the early 90's

But...the context wasn't scalping lol. Read the article.

Plus if they wanted to scalp they should have called Lizzie Warren.

Originally posted by Surtur
He was posing as some real estate guy...I'm pretty sure politicians can't accept bribes lol.

They can't accept some bribes. Lobbyists' whole job is to essentially bribe elected officials in some way.

TBF, they were Hamilton tickets and those are hard to get.

He flat out lied about it.

Democrats can't really whine Trump lies and then support this bozo.

True, he shouldn't have lied about it.

Originally posted by BackFire
True, he shouldn't have lied about it.

What I'm hoping is that democrats dismiss it cuz "Trump lies too".

Originally posted by NemeBro
Do they?

Are you including me? Because, as far as I can recall, I've never physically threatened you Surtur. I merely noted that, as someone who is physically impaired, a bat may not save you. If it makes you feel any better, between me, Putinbot, and Robtard, you likely have the best chances against me with a weapon simply because I've gotten pretty overweight and am not as agile as I once was. Started working on that recently though. 👆

But with that said, with the way you act online you would be asking for a beating if you behaved the same way IRL in public. Which is really where I was going with this. I was insinuating that you're not more noble for talking mad trash behind trans women's backs rather than to their faces simply because you know that, without your trusty bat in hand, they would beat the shit out of you. 👆

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Originally posted by Surtur
The only problem is we did it by people threatening me with physical violence, and then whining when I said I'd retaliate.
The thing is this Pinnochio and the point I have been trying to make to you is the thing that is this.

In real life, none of us acts as we do online because the consequences are far more likely to occur we are all ruder and more outspoken. In reality, if we acted as we do online we would be arrested, committed, beaten up or worse. You are just an extreme example and you say things to people in ways which I guarantee would get you beaten up, bar fights start for a lot less than your behaviour, you are living in a grand theft auto fantasy if you think that you would be able to carry your "bat" round with you as you walk the streets... The consequences for using a "bat" in a fist fight instigated by you through such rudeness, would mean a very long custodial sentence. Surt, you are living in a fantasy world as others have pointed out to you.

Says the guy who threatens to beat people up. Says the guy who claims to be some kind of Super man.

So I will pull a Quannie and just take this as you admitting to Lying.

Accepted.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Says the guy who threatens to beat people up. Says the guy who claims to be some kind of Super man.

So I will pull a Quannie and just take this as you admitting to Lying.

Accepted. [/B]

you would also get a serious kicking in real life.

Don Lemon: Trump ‘Blamed the Victim’ at Rally, ‘Disgusting Testament for How He Leads This Country’

So they STILL insist on taking no responsibility for why people see them the way they do. No they don't deserve bombs, but hell yes Trump is right to call out the way these people behave.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
The thing is this Pinnochio and the point I have been trying to make to you is the thing that is this.

In real life, none of us acts as we do online because the consequences are far more likely to occur we are all ruder and more outspoken. In reality, if we acted as we do online we would be arrested, committed, beaten up or worse. You are just an extreme example and you say things to people in ways which I guarantee would get you beaten up, bar fights start for a lot less than your behaviour, you are living in a grand theft auto fantasy if you think that you would be able to carry your "bat" round with you as you walk the streets... The consequences for using a "bat" in a fist fight instigated by you through such rudeness, would mean a very long custodial sentence. Surt, you are living in a fantasy world as others have pointed out to you.

Mmmm Hmmmm?

Originally posted by Putinbot1
you would also get a serious kicking in real life.

Sounds like it is either Pooty getting Triggered or He needs a time out in a padded room!

😱

Originally posted by Putinbot1
The thing is this Pinnochio and the point I have been trying to make to you is the thing that is this.

In real life, none of us acts as we do online because the consequences are far more likely to occur we are all ruder and more outspoken. In reality, if we acted as we do online we would be arrested, committed, beaten up or worse. You are just an extreme example and you say things to people in ways which I guarantee would get you beaten up, bar fights start for a lot less than your behaviour, you are living in a grand theft auto fantasy if you think that you would be able to carry your "bat" round with you as you walk the streets... The consequences for using a "bat" in a fist fight instigated by you through such rudeness, would mean a very long custodial sentence. Surt, you are living in a fantasy world as others have pointed out to you.

Lol you weren't originally going "this would get you beat up". You were saying YOU would do it and giving some lame reason for why you'd get violent and wouldn't suffer any consequences. And you didn't even do it over anything major, you did it over being called a snowflake and then over being called a coward.

And here is my point: I'd have no trouble calling you a snowflake, a coward, etc. to your face.

And you know what? You'd sit and take it and wouldn't do a thing about it.

And why do I need to carry a bat around with me at all times? You don't live here lol. The only way I'd ever run into you here is if we planned it out in advance. Hells yes I'd bring a bat and if you got triggered and attacked me I would not hesitate to swing it.

Now in the future if you want to go "these words would get you beat up"? I'd recommend you learn to phrase it that way.

Nothing has changed except your reading comprehension is shit. Yes I would give you the opportunity to shut the **** up and if you didn't beat you up. Which is why in real life you would not behave as you do.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Nothing has changed except your reading comprehension is shit. Yes I would give you the opportunity to shut the **** up and if you didn't beat you up. Which is why in real life you would not behave as you do.

Exactly: you're saying you'd get violent over words lol. Coward.

Of course the reality is you wouldn't do shit, but it's clear now to everyone what you're claiming you'd do.