What if Anakin liked sand?

How would this change the plot-line of SW??

Significantly. Most likely, Kenobi would have buried Vader like he did Maul.

Never would have left Tatooine.

then he'd have a sandy vagina

He wouldn't like Padme.

Originally posted by Kurk
How would this change the plot-line of SW??

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The only reason Vader stayed away from Tatooine all those years was because he didn't like sand. He would have found Luke and Obi-Wan immediately after RotS if he had a sudden craving for the stuff.

And then, like I said, Kenobi would have castrated him. 👆

Sand tal is not a bad topic in a good contest with good acters.

Here the contest wasn't great nor that bad, it was just a bad romance, and a particular bad acting for this scene.

Have you read the 1001 nights? Played wind waker? Yess ganondorf ***** about his gerudo homeworld...... Filled with murderous sand, a country of evil, a rogue land, where thief are heores.
A land without water, where war with other nation was slavation for his people, he ***** about the wind bring sand blood and death.

And it isn't bad, but since everybody ***** about sand talk now because of this scene, we put the same in teh same pots.

But the truth is sand talk itself is not bad, it is just bad acting.