Obi-Wan Kenobi (Azronger) vs Quinlan Vos, Agen Kolar, and Sora Bulq (ChocolateMuesli)

Started by Rockydonovang14 pages

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
You don't need a PHD to realize the entire quote wasn't directed at you, lmfao.

Cringe, though.


my response applies well regardless,

nice edit tho 😉

No, it really doesn't.

My edit wasn't intended to be sly. Rather, at first I was confused how someone could possibly miss the point so hard, but then I realized it was you, which made everything make more soon and I explained appropriately.

Fear not, next week I'll be using sock puppets.

Originally posted by DarthAnt66
No, it really doesn't.

My edit wasn't intended to be sly. Rather, at first I was confused how someone could possibly miss the point so hard, but then I realized it was you, which made everything make more soon and I explained appropriately.

Fear not, next week I'll be using sock puppets.


Dammit Ant, stop taking everything so seriously, it makes you less fun to tease 😠

would happen if azronger didnt take fookin 10 years to write his stupid posts

Originally posted by ChocolateMuesli
would happen if azronger didnt take fookin 10 years to write his stupid posts

What? Nah you've got it wrong.

AZ takes a ten minuites to post.

It takes everyone else ten years to finish reading what he's posted

he said give me a week yesterday kek

Originally posted by ChocolateMuesli
he said give me a week yesterday kek

oh boy, we're gonna need ten lifetimes to read whatever AZ has planned then 🙁

Az has a bad habit of making his arguments as long as a novel.

Originally posted by TheMuser
ChocolateMuesli Rek him....

thanks for the support buddy

The Opener

Agen Kolar:

Agen Kolar is inferior to Kit Fisto, per his failure to react to Sidious at all, whereas the latter did manage to hold him off for a few blows:

We know for a fact that Kit Fisto is a level 7, as he was directly stated to on that level in lightsaber combat by Nick Gillard. Obi-Wan on the other hand is a level 8, proving that he is factually superior to Kit, and by proxy, Agen. Not to mention by an “enormous” margin, given that that is exactly how Gillard described the difference between the levels:

"When I started, I figured that a youngling is a level one. And somebody like Kit Fisto - seven. I did take it to eight and nine, but not many people know that. Eight and nine is cheat. So Obi-Wan is eight. Yoda is nine. Mace is eight, bordering on nine. Anakin is nine."

"Yes, but it's like a Richter scale - an earthquake - and so the difference between seven and eight and eight and nine is enormous."

--Nick Gillard

Then there are Kit’s and Obi-Wan’s respective performances against Asajj Ventress to compare:

“Your pleasure,” Kit hissed, and went at her. He was like fire, Ventress like smoke. The dance had substance but not form, a blur of light that seemed impossibly fast, unbelievably deadly. The two leapt and swerved, collided and bounced away. Single against double lightblades. Hands, knees, feet, all in a mind-numbing blur.

Obi-Wan would have given his right hand to join. Or even to watch such a display. But he had his own worries, his own battle to fight.

He struggled with the urge to simply draw his lightsaber and slaughter the X’Ting. His enemies came on and on, struck quickly but clumsily, got in each other’s way. Obi-Wan was direct in attack, and as elusive as a breeze.

He’d missed the engagement, but suddenly—Kit was down! Wounded and groggy from a kick in the jaw, for the first time Ventress had pierced his guard. Her left-hand saber sliced his arm but as sparks flew he dove away from her left blade, leaning into a glancing blow from her right.

--The Cestus Deception

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&t=72&v=7q2TNPxSxj0

A significantly pre-prime Kenobi fights evenly with a foe that very quickly dispatched Kolar’s superior. Even this iteration of Kenobi would be capable of defeating Kolar in less than 30 seconds. Yet prime Kenobi is far, far superior to early TCW Kenobi, as can be concluded from their respective performances against General Grievous:

Obi-Wan and Grievous often fought to a stalemate when they clashed, so evenly matched were they as warriors.

The Official Star Wars Fact File #69

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tXTFdDrd7pA

Only ten seconds into the duel and Grievous is missing a hand. There is a brief pause, but Grievous attacks again. Another ten seconds and he is missing two hands. It is rather apparent, that Obi-Wan is vastly beyond Grievous’ paygrade, and although I would be hesitant to call the duel a stomp, it was certainly extremely one-sided. Given that the General was an equal of TCW Kenobi, it is likely that RotS Kenobi could humiliate his TCW counterpart just as thoroughly, and given that TCW Kenobi is already capable of beating Kolar extremely swiftly, I’d say RotS Kenobi could outright stomp him.

Quinlan Vos:

Quinlan Vos was virtually speedblitzed by Agen Kolar:

Given Kolar’s vast inferiority to Kenobi, I doubt Vos would even perceive Kenobi’s movements, much less last more than a single swing.

Sora Bulq:

Sora Bulq was only a Vos-level duelist, and was defeated by him, so he goes down in a single swing as well:

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3846702-vs+sora+bulq.png

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3846703-vs+sora+bulq2.png

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3846704-vs+sora+bulq3.png

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3846705-vs+sora+bulq4.png

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3846706-vs+sora+bulq5.png

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3846707-vs+sora+bulq6.png

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3846709-vs+sora+bulq7.png

https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111114474/3846710-vs+sora+bulq8.png

Conclusion:

Obi-Wan is so much better than any member of the team here it’s not even funny. And while you may say he’s not better than them collectively, the strength of numbers is irrelevant when Obi-Wan is literally capable of speedblitzing Bulq and Vos in just a single swing. Kolar doesn’t fare much better. And of course Kenobi shits on all of them as a Force user, although I have left that part out to avoid turning this into another bible, and because I don’t think he’d need Force powers to win. I will of course elaborate on them in future posts, if need be.

So yeah, Kenobi stomps. I’d say the entire fight would look something like this:

Although being generous to the team, I’d say this is probably more accurate:

Anyways, your move.

10/10 post.

really strong opener brotha i look forward to posting my response

that post has more holes than i care to count tbh

kekles for shekels Man, that was a gewd post.

Kenobi speed blitzing Vos and Bulq in one swing... ok

Hu3

Absolute AIDS-tier post, LMAO.

This is Jack's debate to lose.

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
Absolute AIDS-tier post, LMAO.

This is Jack's debate to lose.

Originally posted by Deronn_solo
Absolute AIDS-tier post, LMAO.

👆 👆 👆 👆

Seriously, Kenobi blitzing Bulq? WTF? Excellent cherry-picking. Dooku and Mace, Kenobi's factual superiors, totally blitzed Bulq. Oh wait...

This is what you fa8s get for jacking off Gillard's tier system.